1. Put him in a three-legged death race.
2. Try to kill him.
3. Bind him to Meg.
4. Bind him to Meg in a three-legged death race and/or as a servant to her.
5. Talk about Commodus in any way, shape or form.
6. Talk about how amazing Nero is.
7. Insult Leto. (Or, as in Hera's case, send Python after her.)
8. Attempt to destroy any Oracle.
9. Attempt to steal any Oracle.
10. Try to hurt Rachel, current Delphi Oracle.
11. Make him mortal.
12. Insult his haiku.
13. Don't give him credit when he helps you discover penicillin.
14. Be better than him in archery, music, or healing.
15. Try to hurt his children.
16. Harness the power of Helios and try to use it to kill Apollo and burn California. (Made specially for Medea the witch.)
17. Tell him that Helios glows brighter than him.
18. Dress up as Nero for Halloween, then talk about how you are the "real Apollo".
19. Pretend to be Apollo.
20. Be Zeus.
21. Be Hera.
22. Be a mean father, and blame Apollo for everything.
23. Make him use a sword.
24. Be an immortal emperor.
25. Be blamed for a war because your legacy (Octavian,) started the war you were blamed for.
26. Don't honor him.
27. Don't build his temple.
28. Point out that most evil emperors claim to be descendants or be Apollo.
29. Serve him food, then tell him how he will die soon.
30. Make him talk about his failures.
YOU ARE READING
30 ways to get Apollo to Smite you
FanfictionJust 30 ways to make Apollo really annoyed at you! I am also taking other Greek/roman gods and HoO people, just comment and I'll try to do a chapter on them. Highest Rank: 1 in Annoy [2/22/2021]
