Just 30 ways to make Apollo really annoyed at you! I am also taking other Greek/roman gods and HoO people, just comment and I'll try to do a chapter on them.
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1 in Annoy [2/22/2021]
We don't actually know much about her, but here I go!
1. Say that your weaving is better than her.
2. Win a weaving contest against her.
3. Hit on her.
4. Replace all her spears with little plastic spiders.
5. Replace all her books with the books, "How to lose a Weaving contest", "War tactic: Just straight up fight until you win"
6. Steal her shield, aegis.
7. Paint aegis so it looks like the actual gorgon.
8. Be a demigod who dates one of her children and has a godly parent of Poseidon or Ares.
9. Steal her statue.
10. Adapt her as Minerva, then make her goddess of crafts, not war.
11. When she is conflicted because of the Greek/Roman schism, make her think Roman thoughts so she becomes Minerva.
12. Be Percy Jackson.
13. Imitate Arachne (spider form), by scuttling after her on all four legs.
14. Say to her face, "Who needs a plan anyways"
15. Insult her pride fullness.
16. Wonder out loud or silently if Arachne really did win that contest of weaving.
17. Fail your classes
18. Don't kill all the Romans.
19. Speculate about aegis saying, "Wait, Thaila has aegis, so does that mean she was able to steal it from Athena?"
20. Continue speculating about aegis: "Or, when Zeus gave Athena aegis, it was actually a fake so he could give the real one to his demigod children."
21. Spray paint the Athena Patronus to make it look like a tree, then draw webs and spiders all over it.
22. Point out that Athena is a virgin goddess, but the Athena cabin at Camp Half-blood is one of the largest there.
23. Show her the item below (not made by me)
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24. Dress up as Poseidon for Halloween. Go around saying, "be wIsE mY friEnD, bE wiSe"
25. Dress up as Athena and hide somewhere. Throw stuff at people when they go by.
26. During the Greek/roman schism, say, "Hmm, I wonder why Athens got conquered by the Romans. Was it because it was named after Athena? Or was it because smarts did the civilians no good?"
27. Help Percy and Annabeth hunt down that owl that annoyed Annabeth so much during her solo quest.
28. Point out that the cry of a screech owl is a bad omen.
29. Dress up as dear Uncle Rick for Halloween. Announce that you are the fate that threw Annabeth in Tartarus.
