Just 30 ways to make Apollo really annoyed at you! I am also taking other Greek/roman gods and HoO people, just comment and I'll try to do a chapter on them.
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I keep taking those Who's Your (Greek) Godly Parent quizzes, and almost every time I get Dionysus, to my surprise. Guess I'm a party kid!
Now, we can start annoying Poseidon. . . >:)
1. Eat fish! (sAvE thE fiShiEs!)
2. Speculate about Percy's name choice: "Hmm, Percy was named after Perseus for good luck, but Perseus was a son of Zeus. So that means there were no lucky Poseidon demigods in ancient Greece."
3. Force to him to leave the battle in his palace under the sea (starts singing), so he can help the other gods.
4. Destroy his gaming room, which took 500 years to design.
5. Then, when his gaming room is destroyed, say that it's his fault because he was the one who left it alone with a giant sea monster.
6. Destroy blue food (Percy Jackson's elixir of life)
7. Point out that, in crossovers, Percy and Thalia tell people (Wizards and Avengers) that they are cousins, which means they acknowledge being related to each other, which means that Percy, no matter how much he hates him, acknowledges himself being related to Zeus.
8. "Air disasters are more spectacular than water disasters!"
9. Moderate a debate between Percy vs Jason and/or Thalia about whether air disasters or water disasters are more spectacular. Declare air disasters team the winner. (inspired from one of the scenes in @ClaireValdez 's book Demigods go to Hogwarts)
10. Point out Chrysaor was a son of Poseidon, and that the legend tellers decided to ignore him.
11. Point out that Chrysaor (pirate), Phineas (seer turned blind), and Scyron (bandit) were all sons of Poseidon, who all attacked people on the Argo II.
12. Accuse him of stealing your lightning bolt.
13. Accuse Poseidon of sending his son to steal your lightning bolt.
14. Point out that Perseus received a lot of godly help on his quest to slay Medusa (remember the reason why she was turned into Medusa in the first place)
15. Say to his face "You ignored Tyson until he met Percy!"
(halfway done!)
16. Continue with above, saying "And you didn't let him fight for a while, you made him make swords instead!"
17. "Hades was the only who technically didn't break his oath!"
18. Dress up as Poseidon for Halloween. Go around, saying, "sAve tHe tUrTlEs sKSkSkssSksks!"
19. Tell him "You're a vsco girl! save the [Error 404: This person is not available right now. Please try again later.]
20. Dress up as a fangirl (fake CHB t-shirt, etc). Then run into wherever Poseidon is, and yell, "FANGIRLS UNITE!"
21. Declare that you are the one that threw Percy in Tartarus.
22. Declare that you are the one that threw Percabeth in Tartarus (he ships it, unlike Athena).
23. When he is about to smite you for 21 and 22 above, say "Sorry! It was Uncle Rick."
24. Refuse to tell Poseidon who Uncle Rick is so he can take revenge.
25. Refuse to tell Poseidon where Uncle Rick is so he can take revenge.
26. Destroy uncle Rick before Poseidon does.
27. View rap battle (Poseidon & Hades vs Zeus) and say Poseidon doesn't win. He obviously wins in this one: https://www.wattpad.com/457503567-demigod-rap-battles-poseidon-and-hades-vs-zeus (story by Undetermined_Potato. Glitch won't let me put the [at] symbol)
28. Ship Perachel!
29. Point out that Poseidon doesn't have a patron city, unlike the rest of the gods.
