Just 30 ways to make Apollo really annoyed at you! I am also taking other Greek/roman gods and HoO people, just comment and I'll try to do a chapter on them.
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1 in Annoy [2/22/2021]
In my other book (and this one too), I thought writing author notes would be easy.
WRONG!
Who knew it was hard to stay cAsUaL?
Leo, in another fanfiction: First impressions are important. I want them to realize I'm psycho before they trust them too much.
Golden Trio: ...
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On with Le list!
1. "What's up? I mean, besides Drama Queen."
2. Yeet water at him.
3. When he asks why you yeeted water at him, say "You should be more like your brother- cool."
4. Yell, "AHHH, iT's aLivE!"
5. As Hades and Poseidon, say "We take our posts without complain, yet you own the sky and aren't satisfied."
6. Cheer and break the fourth wall when Hades and Poseidon say "satisfied".
7. Fly an airplane and crash into Apollo's sports car. Since he can sense everything in the air, it will pain his ears? Head? Give him a migraine?
8. Dress up as Zeus, then sing Under the Sea.
9. Steal his lightning bolt.
10. Point out that Hades was the only one who kept his oath, while Poseidon broke it once, and Zeus broke it twice.
11. Concoct a plan to bring the Greeks and Romans together behind his back.
12. Tell him about PJO, and how its about Percy, not Thalia.
13. Whenever you see him or lightning, yell "PLOT HOLE!"
14. "Thor, SUCH and honor to meet the one and only lightning god!"
15. Send one of those annoying satellites into space. They cause Olympus to shake.
16. When Zeus kills your son, kill his Cyclopes.
17. When you meet him, say "Zeus, the god of ego and drama, such an honor!"
18. Put stickers on his master bolt.
19. Get his master bolt wrong on his statue.
20. Dress up as Zeus and wait for one of his kids to pass by. When they do, yell "Respect this kid, or eat voltage!"
21. Dress up as Jason ('cause why not?) and walk up to Zeus, then tell him in a Jedi Master voice, "You have much too learn, my fellow young apprentice."
22. Defend Apollo when Zeus tries to make him mortal. Say, "No, no, no, you're saying it wrong! It's 'become a puny god', not 'become a puny human'".
23. Send peacocks after him, then blame it on Hera
24. Declare that Percy won the rap battle (the one below, not mine)
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25. When it rains, yell, "AHHH, its Poseidon! Run for your LIIIIIVES!" "Isn't Zeus the king of the sky?" "Oh yeah, nevermind the whole run for your lives thing, *mutters* he's too soft."
26. Be a demigod, and during Greek Mythology, when the teacher asks about Zeus, say, "Ahh, the little myth."
27. Write, "Drama Queen" on his crown (does he have one?).
28. Put purple contacts on his eyes when he's sleeping to make him look possesed.
29. Say, "Apollo apologized and felt guilty, when will you?"
30. Under truth potion, say that you know more about Apollo than you know about Zeus. When Zeus asks, just stutter, "T-the un-n-cle Ri-c-k t-troll"
