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Hallowenisode: Alastor's Radio Station

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of a talk with.....well, Me! Alastor in the flesh and Blood.

For this special occasion on Hallow's eve, we'll be listening to wonderful fall themed music as well as many delectable dishes for this time of year. So grab the popcorn, get your candy, and grab a loved one as we dwell into this demonic night; just make sure there's leftovers for your guest, you don't want to eat that loved one of yours all by yourself now would you.

As for the many things going on in this wondrous day, let's take a look back on what Hallow's eve originally meant. It's all about family, fun, and burning a witch at the steak....just make sure you don't cook her well done. No no no, today in history many of the people who wore costumes did it to ward off evil spirits, as well as light up bonfires. Not only that but sacrifice their crops and animals, you kind of feel bad for the little buggers, hopefully their precious carcass didn't go to waste

As I was saying, before salivating on the ground, Halloween began to get popular in America around the 1930s, such a weird time compared to now. Most of you troubled youth out there don't really care though, as Halloween is quite popular in the U.S., as for other places nobody really cares. Well, I believe that's time to cut to a short break time; when we come back, I'll show you how to make wonderful delectable treats, and how to make wonderfully themed decorations for this occasion. 

Welcome back my children, even though most of you don't care for it. I get a lot of questions talking about what I do in my free time; well simply to put it, I walk around this disgusting, revolting, yet pleasant world we live in. Besides, how else will I catch my prey if I'm not stalking it in the shadows. But enough about me, let's hear more about you, I want you all to send your questions my way and, if you're lucky enough, will answer them to the best of my ability. 

Hello there, you didn't think I forgot about the mouthwatering desserts now did ya. Well today I'll be showing you how to make an utmost delicious dessert with just stuff you lying around your fridge, or pantry. All you need for this recipe is 1 ½ cup of flour, 1 ⅓ teaspoon of baking powder, ½ cup of oil, 1 cup of sugar, 2 eggs, and ½ cup of milk. If you'd like to add some vanilla extract to your dessert to make it taste like.....well, vanilla then I strongly advise you use it. Just make sure you heathens actually clean your utensils before using them, I swear killing people with one is one thing but sanitation is important when making a meal.