Cursed Ships

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Arlo: fuck all of you

Isen: "Wellstons former king has just come out of the closet as bi"

Isen: bi for wellstons new king 😏

John: ew no I would never date a fuck boy like arlo ☺❤

Isen: brb I'm writing a very iNsPirAtIonAl article

Blyke: y

Isen: cause during a press meeting keene came in and was like "k bitches u gotta start writing some more inspiring shit" and since cecile hates writing stuff that makes you feel good about yourself she made me do it

Remi: didn't john kick you out of the press team

Isen: he added me back so I can collect blackmail on people 😌✨

John: ☺👌

Sera: no

John: 😭

Blyke: whats the article about

Isen: a very nice article about how wellstons former king and new king are in a relationship, it promotes lgbtq+ :D

John: *rohn shippers are shaking*

Remi: wtf is rohn

John: remi × john 😑

Sera: bitch nO, rohn sounds disgusting, it's Jemi

Isen: how did people end up shipping Jemi, didn't john like, call remi a bitch and hospitalize her

Blyke: they're saying that cause they have the same opinions and stuff

Isen: BRO THAT'S LIKE TRJFJAW SHIPPING FUCKING SERA AND ARLO CAUSE THEY THOUGHT JOHN HAD REALLY BAD ANGRY ISSUES OR SMTH

Sera: shut up hoe

Arlo: Ew, fuck no.

Isen: exactly ☺

Sera: I mean I personally think that Jemi is a great shit

Remi: no hun ❤

Blyke: #fuckjemi

Isen: can't believe Seraphina ships jemi

Isen: this pic says otherwise

Isen:

Sera: BITCH THATS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

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Sera: BITCH THATS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Arlo: It looks like you're fucking kissing.

Remi: fuck u john, we're over

John: k

Blyke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST GOT HIT BY THE "K"

Remi: fuck off blyke

Blyke: :(

John: "Wellstons queen tells Wellstons former Jack to fuck off, destroying the sexual & romantic tension they had between them"

Blyke: ;'(

Remi: THERES NO SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US JOHN WTF

John: so there's romantic tension 🥺

Remi: i-

Sera: whoa, remi going through mans real quick

Blyke: stfu sera, ur just mad john won't accept your friend request on roblox

Sera: I feel personally attacked

John: fuck off blyke >:0

Sera: 😍

John: ❤

Isen: bros, so I was going through insta, did ya know people ship Arlaine?

Elaine: S'cuse me what the fuck

Arlo: Fuck off.

Isen: PFFFFFTT PEOPLE SHIP JARLO

John: Isen SHATTAP

Isen: HOE MY GOD PEOPLE SHIT BLYSEN

Blyke: nope I'm out-

Remi: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THIS CURSED SHIT

Isen: JRJFJSKKEKDKAKWKSKFKLRLAKWKX JAJAJAJ IM GONNA CRY

Isen: PEOPLE SHIP JEKE

John: ...

John: I just want you to know I enjoyed every second of beating your ass

Blyke: whoa there, didn't know you were into thay type of kinky shit john

Sera: tbh john has always been into that kinky shit

Isen: here's something for u guys

Isen:

Arlo: John what the actual fuck

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Arlo: John what the actual fuck.

John: THIS NEVER HAPPENED

Remi: 😯😳😡😓😫

Remi: remi.exe has stopped working

Blyke: nope

Isen: k bye

Isen:

Blyke: PFFT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Blyke: PFFT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

John: WHY ME, WHY ALWAYS ME

Isen: .

Arlo: Fuck this shit I'm out.

Sera: HEJFUXKEKIDJAW

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Just popping in to say:

1. Most ships im ok with (yes, even jeke) the only ships I find wrong are things like remi×rei or sera×leilah and even doc×john cause that shit is illegal bro-
So I ain't tryna offend anyone with this

2. Sorry for being on hiatus for so long TwT
I have school and stuff, but I'll probably be posting once every 3-4 days, I need to catch up on school ;')

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