❝Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart. ❞
❝Sir, this is nine, one, one, I think you got the wrong number.❞
❝Wait, what-... not funny!❞
❝No, I think it is.❞
❝It is not.❞
❝First of all how are you that stupid to think this is the police, like it is three numbers, and quite noticeable. ❞
❝I don't know! A moment of weakness.❞
❝Just admit that you are an idiot.❞
❝Never.❞
❝Denying comes first then acceptance.❞
❝Please, pfff, I am not that much dump.❞
❝Do you really want us to go there?❞
❝Nope, change the subject.❞
❝Well this isn't a school you get to walk out of class just like that.❞
❝Ah, good times.❞
❝Oh you mean the era of thinking that pants that are lowered in a strange way fashion?❞
❝Ah...um... we don't talk about.❞
❝Oh I think we should.❞
❝Says the one that thought IT was terrifying. ❞
❝Says the one that cried after watching five feet apart.❞
❝It was meant to be.❞
❝Well IT is horrifying. ❞
❝I will not argue with a narcissist.❞
❝I am not that much though, you just suck at responding.❞
❝I do not.❞
❝Whatever you say child.❞
❝How in the mother fudging world do you call me a child when I am older than you? ❞
❝Well it is all about mutuality. ❞
❝Well being a child is better.❞
❝I know, I wouldn't even have to worry that clowns are dressed up as humans❞
❝Haha, very funny.❞
❝I know, I am very comedic.❞
❝A very sweet one.❞
❝Yeah, I know.❞
❝Where can I ever go from your arrogant self? ❞
❝I don't know, maybe hell?❞
❝I would like to inform you as someone who will probably end up there, Satan himself has a suit for you. ❞
YOU ARE READING
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Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
