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❝Can I take a picture of you so Satan know what I want for Christmas?❞
❝Of course, just let me put Harry Styles so he could get him to me?❞
❝And there goes my chances of living happily ever after with my classmate.❞
❝Good that you know your value.❞
❝I mean it's Harry Styles after all.❞
❝Maybe you have a chance after all.❞
❝Why are we repeating the same last words? ❞
❝It just came like this.❞
❝Are you sure? Not you thinking that I am very cool so let's say the same words.❞
❝With all the words in the dictionary, I still can't find one that describes my urge to hit you with a toilet seat. ❞
❝Oh, please, you love me.❞
❝I love the food I receive from you. ❞
❝Same thing.❞
❝I don't think so.❞
❝I mean you love food, I love food, we're basically soulmates.❞
❝You mean us and the other billions in the world that love feasts.❞
❝Yes, but we know each other.❞
❝So?❞
❝...❞
❝Why are you like this?❞
❝What do you mean?❞
❝Because you have been acting strange lately.❞
❝I don't think so, I 'm good.❞
❝What about Kelley?❞
❝What about her?❞
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Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
