❝You know what would you really good in? My arms.❞
❝Ugh, of course but right after I finish my chores so I can be dusty.❞
❝Why do you insist on making me look bad? ❞
❝For my own enjoyment.❞
❝I mean, I still get to hang out with you.❞
❝Sure, after you get shit done.❞
❝How did you know?❞
❝Why else would you call at seven a.m?❞
❝Um... no reason.❞
❝Did you pull an all-nighter?❞
❝Kinda.❞
❝Why?❞
❝Because I found this funny series to watch.❞
❝And here I was thinking you would stay up to do something productive.❞
❝I did.❞
❝Walking to the kitchen to get food isn't productive. ❞
❝A- well I-❞
❝Neither is staying on bed unless you are revising.❞
❝You sound like my mother.❞
❝I'm payed to.❞
❝How did I get a babysitter and a tutor at once.❞
❝One of my many talents, bro.❞
❝Name one.❞
❝Multi-tasking. ❞
❝Like?❞
❝Annoying you and amusing myself.❞
❝Also the ability to not open a book and get an A. ❞
❝No mate, that's you, or used to.❞
❝I mean, being a teenager is hard.❞
❝Imagine being that and taking care of one. ❞
❝Must be hard.❞
❝Not really, just give them a phone, candy or a book.❞
❝Why attack me like this?❞
YOU ARE READING
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Hài hước"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
