Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
❝Do you have an inhaler? Cause you took my breath away.❞
❝No, I don't. And your inhaler is on the third shelf from the left in your room.❞
❝Wait, really!?❞
❝Yeah.❞
❝Just a sec- ah found it, thank you.❞
❝You're welcome.❞
❝So, how is going?❞
❝I was actually going to ask you that question considering you didn't go to school and cancelled on me coming, for two days in a row.❞
❝Yeah, sorry about that.❞
❝How are you?❞
❝Could've been better.❞
❝What's wrong?❞
❝I would rather tell face to face instead of getting my FBI agent spying on us.❞
❝I mean they will see anyways.❞
❝Still, meeting is better.❞
❝As you like.❞
❝So how was your days without hearing my angelic voice?❞
❝Oh I was on cloud nine.❞
❝Pfff, please you missed me.❞
❝Not true.❞
❝Then why did you call me a lot in those past couple of days?❞
❝Oh so seen it and didn't respond?❞
❝Sorry about that, but don't change the subject.❞
❝Okay, maybe I was checking on you to see if you're alive.❞
❝Admit it, you love me.❞
❝Keep dreaming bud.❞
❝What can I do to make you mine?❞
❝I will ignore that line as a try from you to sing.❞
❝You love hurting my feelings, don't you?❞
❝Absolutely!❞
❝Well, at least you're doing something you're enjoying.❞
❝Mate, you're so sweet, it makes it hard to be mean.❞
❝One of my many talents.❞
❝You have talent?❞
❝That sounded more like a question.❞
❝It is.❞
❝You love insulting me.❞
❝I live for it.❞
❝Weirdo.❞
❝You need to find another word to call me.❞
❝Should I call you your real name?❞
❝Nah, I'm not a fan of it.❞
❝Why?❞
❝I don't know, I just do.❞
❝Miss Aurora Hunter, you win the best
worst reason ever.❞
❝Thank you, thank you, I 'll get my prize soon when I feel like getting out of the house.❞
❝And when is that.❞
❝After a good couple of thousands years.❞
❝I knew you were a vampire!❞
❝I mean it's obvious, I avoid the sun, I have the argue to choke everyone and I'm a charmer.❞
❝Don't forget having a good style, cold hands, heart and a strange working brain.❞
❝I'm flattered that you noticed that I'm special.❞
❝I knew you were special the moment I saw you.❞
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
what do y'all think? i'm still working on better ones but i'm proud of this.
YOU ARE READING
Oops-
Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
