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                              ❝Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that good.❞
                              ❝And this is ranked in one of the worst lines you've used on.❞
                              ❝Damn! I knew it was bad.❞
                              
                              ❝Then why did you use it?❞
                              ❝I wanted to try my luck but also wanted to tell you that you looked great today.❞
                              
                              ❝Well, thank you. You looked elegant too.❞
                              ❝Someone is having a strong accent 
today.❞
                              ❝I'm doing my English essay so, I reviewed the thesaurus. ❞
                              ❝I wish you luck.❞
                              ❝Oh, fuck you.❞
                              ❝Why?!❞
                              
                              ❝Cause...I'm here stuck doing my homework while you clearly have nothing to do.❞
                              ❝You helped me finish it !❞
                              ❝Stop raising your voice, we are the only ones in the call.❞
                              ❝Sorry but, you told me to make a time scheduled so, I did, maybe you should 
try and listen to your own advice.❞
                              ❝Mhugh.❞
                              ❝I can tell you're holding your scream.❞
                              ❝Yes.❞
                              
                              ❝Well, why don't you scream?❞
                              
                              ❝I don't want to get kicked out of my house?❞
                              ❝Oh...So you fear your parents?❞
                              ❝Kinda hard not to.❞
                              ❝Why?❞
                              
                              ❝That's a conversation for another time.❞
                              ❝As you like.❞
                              ❝How was school?❞
                              ❝It's fine caregiver.❞
                              
                              ❝Someone expanded their vocabulary.❞
                              
                              ❝Yeah but also that's your name on my phone.❞
                              
                              ❝You named me that?❞
                              ❝It's your job.❞
                              ❝I'm not complaining, just asking.❞
                              ❝What is my name on yours?❞
                              ❝Pick up lines, slash cheesy boy. I wanted to name you boss baby. What do you think?❞
                              ❝I like all of them.❞
                              ❝I know, I chose them.❞
                              ❝You're very uppity.❞
                              ❝Already aware of that information.❞
                              ❝Can I ask you something?❞
                              ❝Depends.❞
                              ❝Please.❞
                              ❝That important?❞
                              ❝Yeah.❞
                              ❝Okay, shoot❞
                              ❝Can you come tonight? ❞
                              ❝Why? We don't have a session until tomorrow as your parents are home today.❞
                              ❝I don't know, I just need someone beside me.❞
                              ❝What's wrong?❞
                              ❝I will tell you when I see you.❞
                              ❝I will be there in an hour.❞
                              ❝Thank you.❞
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Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
 
                                               
                                                  