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❝Have you ever been arrested? Cause it must be illegal to look that good.❞
❝And this is ranked in one of the worst lines you've used on.❞
❝Damn! I knew it was bad.❞
❝Then why did you use it?❞
❝I wanted to try my luck but also wanted to tell you that you looked great today.❞
❝Well, thank you. You looked elegant too.❞
❝Someone is having a strong accent
today.❞❝I'm doing my English essay so, I reviewed the thesaurus. ❞
❝I wish you luck.❞
❝Oh, fuck you.❞
❝Why?!❞
❝Cause...I'm here stuck doing my homework while you clearly have nothing to do.❞
❝You helped me finish it !❞
❝Stop raising your voice, we are the only ones in the call.❞
❝Sorry but, you told me to make a time scheduled so, I did, maybe you should
try and listen to your own advice.❞❝Mhugh.❞
❝I can tell you're holding your scream.❞
❝Yes.❞
❝Well, why don't you scream?❞
❝I don't want to get kicked out of my house?❞
❝Oh...So you fear your parents?❞
❝Kinda hard not to.❞
❝Why?❞
❝That's a conversation for another time.❞
❝As you like.❞
❝How was school?❞
❝It's fine caregiver.❞
❝Someone expanded their vocabulary.❞
❝Yeah but also that's your name on my phone.❞
❝You named me that?❞
❝It's your job.❞
❝I'm not complaining, just asking.❞
❝What is my name on yours?❞
❝Pick up lines, slash cheesy boy. I wanted to name you boss baby. What do you think?❞
❝I like all of them.❞
❝I know, I chose them.❞
❝You're very uppity.❞
❝Already aware of that information.❞
❝Can I ask you something?❞
❝Depends.❞
❝Please.❞
❝That important?❞
❝Yeah.❞
❝Okay, shoot❞
❝Can you come tonight? ❞
❝Why? We don't have a session until tomorrow as your parents are home today.❞
❝I don't know, I just need someone beside me.❞
❝What's wrong?❞
❝I will tell you when I see you.❞
❝I will be there in an hour.❞
❝Thank you.❞
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Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.