❝Do you have a map? Cause I am getting lost in your eyes.❞
❝Dude, dude, dude, why did you remind me?❞
❝I'm sorry what?❞
❝You reminded me of teen wolf, god, the amount of tears that I cried in the third season is enough to fill a tank.❞
❝For a moment I thought you said sea. ❞
❝Tank and sea don't rhyme.❞
❝Yeah but, usually the phrase you used is to describe how big the thing was. ❞
❝I'm pretty sure there wasn't a certain manual on how to use it. Just use it. ❞
❝In that case, my English homework...❞
❝What's up with it?❞
❝I can't do it.❞
❝Then how is it your second most used language.❞
❝Like you said, second.❞
❝Yeah, but you use it on daily bases.❞
❝Doesn't mean I'm good at it, or anything in general.❞
❝Don't say that Boo. You are good at picking cheesy pick up lines, just can't use them correctly.❞
❝Finally you acknowledged my hard works. ❞
❝Of course, I just wish you would spend that time doing other things.❞
❝Mother, I enjoy doing it, so let me be.❞
❝As you like son.❞
❝This is one of the strangest talks I have ever had. ❞
❝This is what you think is strange? Just wait.❞
❝I will, it's not I have anything else to do.❞
❝Well, you could always be a drag queen. ❞
❝They do earn a lot of money , don't they? ❞
❝I don't know, but duh, you get makeup as a job.❞
❝And you become a stripper.❞
❝Yes! But without the moving part, the dancing, the- no the dresses are cool so, all I want is the dresses and the cash since I can't do the rest of the job.❞
❝I mean... You're the biggest procrastinator I know. ❞
❝Have you realized that we have been repeating the same words over and over, just in different sentence.❞
❝Cause our vocabulary is that limited.❞
❝Right. Heh.❞
❝Yes.❞
❝How are you today?❞
❝A bit late for that inquiry.❞
❝Never too late to check on friends.❞
❝I thought you hated me.❞
❝I do, sometimes. But that won't stop me.❞
❝You're a weirdo.❞
❝Already proven, now answer me.❞
❝It's was a good day...❞
❝Until?❞
❝I saw her today, I tried to ignore her but, my friends had to be the good fellows and droop a 'hi'.❞
❝Great friends you have.❞
❝I feel you rolling your eyes.❞
❝Duh.❞
❝I don't blame you, really, I need new friends, but the voice in my head keep telling me to brush it off.❞
❝What about your gut?❞
❝Tells me to abort mission and leave them.❞
❝Well then you should listen to it, most of the time.❞
❝But what if it's not.❞
❝You won't know until you take a risk and if it is wrong, you can always regain your friendship with them.❞
❝Since when have you been good with advice?❞
❝Since I was a as old a s a flower.❞
❝I don't know how old is that but I will assume that it's from a young age.❞
❝Let's keep it a mystery.❞
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what am i even doing in my life? like whattttttt.
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Humor"Hello? " "Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together." A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate. For what? He doesn't even know.
