"Hello? "
"Is your name Ariel? Cause we were mermaid together."
A story in which a guy use cheesy pick up lines on his classmate.
For what? He doesn't even know.
❝I would've but I'm not a fan of four a.m. calls on a school night.❞
❝I can't sleep.❞
❝Why?❞
❝I don't know, I just don't feel like it.❞
❝And you'll be tired in school.❞
❝I probably won't go.❞
❝Why are you like this?❞
❝I don't know.❞
❝Okay, fine.❞
❝You know, go back to sleep, I'm sorry to bother you.❞
❝Bitch you can't just tell me that especially after I already woke up.❞
❝You just-❞
❝Yeah, I know, I snapped, I'm sorry but please don't ever hang up on me randomly cause that will freak me out.❞
❝Awe, you care about me.❞
❝Oh screw you.❞
❝I don't think you have a screwdriver next to you.❞
❝...❞
❝Where are you?❞
❝...❞
❝Answer me please.❞
❝...❞
❝Please don't be dead.❞
❝I'm back!❞
❝Huff. Thank god.❞
❝You missed me?❞
❝Yeah, now where were you?❞
❝Getting a screw driver.❞
❝A-a-a you have me a heart attack for that?❞
❝Well, now I can screw you... and that sounded better in my head than saying it publicly.❞
❝Always knew you were a dirty minded person.❞
❝Should've seen my sister.❞
❝God, no, I can't handle two versions of you.❞
❝Me and my siblings are completely different.❞
❝Yeah, yeah, very offbeat.❞
❝I'm just wondering how are you still alive until now, cause if i had known you before I would have been standing with your mother next to you in a coffin.❞
❝The world can't live without me!❞
❝The Earth will still be rotating around the sun and the sun will still be rotating around the center of the galaxy. ❞
❝Wow! That hurt me.❞
❝Good.❞
❝You enjoy annoying me.❞
❝I live for it.❞
❝Well then try to find another thing to do cause from now I would care less about what people say, especially you.❞
❝Preach queen.❞
❝Yes, period.❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝Go try and some rest and I' ll come to your house and give you what you missed.❞
❝Thank you! You're a life savior.❞
❝I know. ❞
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