"It's a bit too late for that, huh?" || SaiOuma/OumaSai ANGST

Chapter Four; Unexpected Visitors

  "Uh, I don't know if that means you should come into my house." I told them before Himiko tripped on her own shoelace and fell to the ground.

Maki burst out laughing while I, on the other hand, scrambled out of bed to help my friend up.

"Rude.." Himiko mumbled under her breath, Maki still having an interesting sense of humor started to laugh even harder.  

"WHAT?" 

"BAHAHHSAHSGAGDH, IM SORRY ITS JUST FUNNY WHEN A MIDGET LIKE YOU FACE PLANTS."

"EXCUSE ME?"

My head went back and forth at the speed of light, following this conversation like this was nothing new. Mainly because none of this is new to me, like at all.

"Guys, enough," My rear end left my bed at once as I started to walk towards them, "you can fight outside of my room, I need to get ready." Himiko huffed, walking away hands crossed. Maki, having seemed to calm down, walked out silently. They really don't like when I kick them out, but sometimes they leave me no choice. Maki can get pretty comfortable around us, and that's when she opens up and is like a totally different person than how she is in public. 

'Finally, I don't have to deal with two kids in adults' bodies.' 

I was wrong, so so wrong.

As I got dressed, I could hear Maki and Himiko downstairs in my kitchen talking about god knows what. Then all of a sudden, I heard what sounded like a mini explosion. I pulled my shirt over my head immediately, and ran downstairs to find both Maki and Himiko covered head to toe in pancake batter. Batter was everywhere, on my counters, on the walls, the windows, even my cabinets had splattered pieces of raw pancakes sticking to them like plaster.

"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?" I was already stressed with my cases, and my 'search' for the lost cast. Now I had to go clean up after these crazy women, why did 15 year old me ask to be in that stupid show? Now I'm stuck with these two, and a crippling trauma. 

No one said a word, Himiko was too focused on trying to lick batter off her nose while Maki just stared at me awkwardly. I shook my head almost like a disappointed father, what am I going to do with these two?

"Well, uh," Maki decided to speak up, clearly unsure how she was going to explain the chaos that just went down, "we were going to make you pancakes since it was the least we could do. Himiko put something in, EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER NOT TO, and then your oven exploded."

"WHY WERE YOU MAKING PANCAKES IN THE OVEN-" 

"SHUT IT, EMO BOY, I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK. APPARENTLY MAKI HAS NEVER MADE PANCAKES SINCE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GUIDE ME." Himiko started to keyboard smash in real life, it was absolutely terrifying. Her voice was cracking from all the strain she was putting on it, I have never seen her this worked up over something so stupid, and she really needs to stop before she seriously hurts her voice. Maki and I just looked at each other, then back to Himiko, then back to each other. This went on for about five minutes before I tackled the problem head on. 

Sadly, Maki beat me to it.

"Himiko, stop your gremlin screaming so we can just clean this up already." 

I couldn't help but giggle at Maki's comment, it was definitely way too accurate. Himiko was short enough to be considered a ten year old, a gremlin was a step up in my opinion. 

"Shut up, I'm not a gremlin!" 

"Yes you are."

"No I'm not, Stupid!"

"Yes you are, even stupider!"

These dumbasses...

They're going to be the death of me, I can just see it. I survived a killing game, I survived like ten robberies, I've survived insane despair-loving stans, but I'm going to die from their married couple bickering. I know it's just a saying, but they could've been my divorced parents that ended things on bad terms or something. I would believe them, they could probably just start fighting about custody over me at any minute and that would be normal.

 (If that's happened to anyone, here have a hug from me :)) -Author)

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This is not finished heh, but as I write bits of it I thought I might as well release some of it! Can't keep you waiting any longer can I?