Daughter: Bring some scissors over. Brian got cum stuck in my hair.
Mom: It's ok. I have had so much cum in my hair, you don't have to cut it just wash it.
Daughter: I meant GUM not CUM!! I'm going to throw up!
Mom: I will be over in 2 minutes...
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