Ash was letting his mom kill the campers that came to their lake. A few minutes after Ash's mom went out... one of the campers came in and shoved Ash into the lake letting him drown. A few moments after that a pop up came up and reincarnated him int...
I woke up this morning with my cousin next to me. I didn't think anything of it I looked up a the clock and it was my and Emma's favorite hour.
Ash:Oh boy! 3am!
Emma shot up.
Emma:Did you say 3am?
Ash:You betcha.
Emma:I'll get the Mountain Dew and Sour Patch Kids.
Ash:I'm going to train. Don't eat all the Sour Patch. Save some for me.
Emma:You got it.
Ash:I.D-Create!!!
I teleported to the forest were I met Orochimaru yesterday, but today I saw a big blue cat that was on fire.
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???:Who are you?
Ash:I'm Ash Voorhees. And you are?
???:I'm Matatabi the two tailed beast.
Ash:Nice to meet you Matatabi.
???:There it is!
I turned to see a shit ton of ninjas.
Ninja 1:It was about to eat that boy.
Ash:Actually. I was passing by.
Ninja 2:You're just as cursed as that thing.
Ash:How stone age are you people?
Ninja 3:Are you calling us old.
Ash:Old fashioned. Ayyye!
Ninja 4:Kill them both!
Ash:Keep dreaming. ' Ready Godzilla? '
Godzilla:' Ready and willing. '
Ash:Let's go.
I give them a cocky smile.
They all charged at me.
Ninja 3:Wood style jutzu!
He wrapped wood around me.
Ash*confident tone*:Are you serious?
Ninja 3:What do you mean?
Ash:I'm stronger then you all ever will be. And I'll prove it to you.
I broke off a huge chunk of wood and beat him to death with it.
Ninja 2:I don't understand. No one can break wood that easily.
Ash:How? Why it's simple really. You ninjas don't have one thing to account for. I have the king of the monsters at my side.
They all gasp.
Ash:Funny thing really. Become partners with a monster and your basically untouchable. My wounds will heal fast then you can make them, but I've got good news. Now you don't need to wonder where you're god is. Because he's right here and he's fresh out of mercy.
