The Wrinkly Orange Bitch

Country confusion

Donald looked up at the window he had just been hit out of just in time to see Joe Biden take a quick picture of him.
"That's one for that album I should think Donald." Biden said, a smug little grin stretching across his face.

"Fuck that peice of shit," he though, "I dont need him."
But the truth was, Donald was very heartbroken over this whole ordeal. After all, he loved Joe Biden. He loved him so much that he wanted to cheat in the election to win so he could impress Biden.

Donald had had enough of this shit. He was sick to death of having to deal with the shit he puts other people through. After all, its only funny when it happens to other people.

Thats when it hit him. No not the baseball bat, however that did narrowly miss his crotch when Biden threw it out of the window. Donald had had an idea, a thought. An actual thought. For once in his life he was thinking! This was an exciting experience for Donald, never before had he used his brain, he didn't even know what he had a brain for.

He was going to leave. Get as far away from Biden as possible. He was going to leave the country. Maybe go to Texas.
"No you dumbass, Texas is in the USA!" His mother's voice rang in his ears.
Ok then, what about Australia, no no, that won't work. That's in America too, isn't it?
"I gave birth to a moron." His mother said under her breath in his head.

Donald sat and thought for a while, he wasn't sure where he was going to go. Maybe North Korea, he knew that was a country.
"You think they're going to let you in there you stupid ass fuck." His mother once again proving he was an idiot.

Then it hit him. Germany. Of course, that was definitely a country, he knew that because his idol, Adolf Hitler was from there.
Just then, the ghost of Hitler appeared out of thin air and screamed at Donald.
"Hündin Nein. Ich weiß, dass Deutschland dich nicht will!!!"

Donald had no idea what that meant but he knew it wasn't good when the ghost of the most hated man ever to live shouts at you like your stupid.

He only knew of one other country. It was now a question of whether they would accept him. If they did, Donald J Trump was moving to England.

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Sorry if the German is wrong, I used Google translate and I know thats not always right.