Incorrect Quotes #2 - All Ships

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Chapter include(s):

-All Dream ships

-Crack

-Sexual quotes 

-Swearing

Writer's block hitting hard, take this instead <3

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Illumina: I love you.

Dream: ...

Dream: ...*Sniff*

Illumina: Hey, hey! Why are you crying?!

Dream: I thought you adored me...

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Sapnap: Bad doggy, bad!

Dream: What did I do?!

Sapnap: Not you.

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Dream: Oh god, agh~, shit, stop!

Fundy: The heck are you moaning for?

Dream: George keeps hitting me!

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Dream: Fuck MeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sapnap: Out of context.

Dream: SAPNAP!

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Tommy: *Stabbing the air between Dream and Wilbur*

Wilbur: What the heck are you doing?

Tommy: Trying to cut the sexual tension you two are having.

Tommy: It isn't working...

Techno: Use a kitchen knife.

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*Dream and his harem got into a big argument*

Dream: I'm never talking to you guys ever again! We're over!

{Literally 1 hour later}

Dream: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!!!

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*Wilbur hears noises from Dream's room*

Dream: STOP SHOCKING ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES-

Meanwhile outside:

Wilbur: I'd help him escape his horny boyfriends, but who am I to play god?

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*Dream SMP in online class*

Wilbur: Alright, Tommy, Tubbo-

*Dream moaning out loud while Techno softly groans*

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