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Chapter include(s):
-Crack
-All Dream Ships
This is horrible, I ran out of ideas so I just got some out of the internet.
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Sapnap: Dream.
Dream: Yes?
Sapnap: Are you single?
Dream: No? You're my boyfriend idiot.
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Tommy: Big D, marry, kiss, get fucked—Wilbur, Techno, Fundy.
Badboyhalo: LANGUAGE
Dream: ... Kiss Techno... Marry Fundy... and... get fucked by Wilbur?
Tubbo: What does "Get Fucked" mean?
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Dream: THEN FIGHT ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Bully: *Looks behind Dream*
Dream's harem: Touch him, and you'll end up on the news.
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Dream: I would get up, but there's a cat on my lap, therefore making it illegal.
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*Wilbur finds Dream crying in the kitchen*
Wilbur: Why are you crying?! Did you get a boo?!
Dream: The onion... *Sniff*
Wilbur: Oh... Did you get the onion scent in your eyes?
Dream: No... The onion stared at me as if it was judging me... *Sniff*
Wilbur:
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Dream, pointing at the top of the tree: What's that?
Fundy: Your photo.
Dream: Why there though...
Fundy: Because you're a star.
Dream: Divorce papers, right now.
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*Talking about Dream*
Techno: He's beauty
Wilbur: He's grace.
Tommy: HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!
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George: I'm too upset to deal with your bickering Sapnap.
Sapnap:
George: No.
Sapnap, going outside the community house:
George: Don't you dare.
Sapnap: *Comes inside the community house, Dream in hand*
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FanfictionThe title says it all. Dream centric. Bottom. Smut. Fluff. Angst. I'm too lazy to fucking finish this goddamn description-
