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Incorrect Quotes #4 - All Ships

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Chapter include(s):

-Crack

-Fluff

-All Dream Ships [mainly dreamnoblade; explanation at the end.]

Some of the incorrect quotes here are from you wonderful readers! 

Some of these are dreamnoblade bcs I'm reposting the old incorrect quotes I unpublished-

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Techno: Why are you having that for breakfast? Ew, nerd.

Also Techno: *Having Dream for breakfast.* Mmm~ Gotta get that protein!

Dream: You- ah~ Weird nh- shit!

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*Techno hurt himself during parkour*

Dream: Techno... Does it still hurt..? How would you rate it?

Techno: 10/10 stars, would recommend!

Dream: What...? 

Techno: An angel is treating my wounds. Why would it not be 10/10?

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Dream: I really hate the fact that you're so much taller than me. 

Wilbur: Trust me, there's an advantage in you being down there. 

 Dream: Which one? 

 Wilbur: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart beating for you.

Dream, blushing: I-...

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Tommy: Why are your tongues purple?

Dream: We had slushies! I had a blue one.

Techno: I had a red one.

Tommy:

Dream: OH!

Techno: Oh.

Tommy: You drank each other's slushies?!

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Techno: I'm not doing too well... I have this - sexy - headache that comes and goes.

Dream: *Walks inside the room*

Techno: Oh, look, there it is again.

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Dream: The food is too hot, I can't eat it...

Sapnap: Explains why you're too hot and I can't eat you.

Techno:

Dream:

Techno: Can I have ONE dinner without you eating what's mine?!

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Dream: I made tea.