Summary: He can have one brain cell. As a treat.
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                              "Patton!" Roman called. "Why don't we go get ice cream for everyone while Virgil checks out?" 
                              Patton debated it in his head for a second before responding. "Ok! What does everyone want?" 
                              "I'll take a dark chocolate." Virgil requested while handing a five dollar bill to Patton to pay for his order. 
                              "A vanilla, please." Logan handed Roman a ten. 
                              "Alright! Let's begin our journey, Patton!" Roman linked arms with Patton and ventured out of the Hot Topic store. 
                              Virgil immediately looked to Logan. "So what's that about?" 
                              Logan flushed. "Wh- ahem- what do you mean?" He cleared his throat nervously. 
                              "That was pretty out of the blue and strange, and you are definitely acting sus."
                              "'Sus' is not a word in English-" 
                              "What's your plan? To ditch me? Cause if that's your plan you can just tell me to leave-" 
                              Logan put a hand on Virgil's shoulder, and for a moment Virgil thought he was about to die. 
                              "Virgil, you invited us. If we didn't want to hang out with you, we wouldn't have come, ok?" 
                              Virgil let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. "Ok." He sighed. "Then what is the plan?"
                              Logan turned red again. "Oh- um- well- I just wanted to um- surprise Patton with the plush he wanted, so- uh- Roman took him away to distract him." Logan explained nervously. 
                              Virgil smirked. "Oh? Do you...like Patton?" 
                              Logan turned towards the shelf where the Pusheen plush was. "Lets just get the plush and check out." Virgil chuckled as he followed. 
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                              "Here's your change." The cashier said as he handed Roman some pennies. 
                              "Thank you, sir!" Roman graciously took the three pennies and joined Patton at the bench he was sitting at next to the ice cream stand. 
                              "Your ice cream, my good sir." Roman dramatically handed Patton a superman ice cream cone with sprinkles on it. 
                              "But- I didn't order any!" Patton protested. 
                              "C'mon Patton, I saw the way you looked while ordering everyone else's!" 
                              "Well- I-I can't pay you back-"
                              "I'm not asking you to." Roman continued to hand the ice cream to Patton, which Patton took reluctantly. 
                              "Thanks." He said with a small smile. 
                              "No problem, Padre. I mean, I can't count how many times you helped me with practicing my lines, or baking snacks for the musical cast, or even just coming to all our musicals, despite not having any friends in them! This is really the least I could do!"
                              Patton nervously rubbed the back of his neck. "Ah gee, it wasn't that big of a deal! ...But thank you." 
                              Roman took a sip of his milkshake. "Speaking of," he said with his mouth full. "why did you come to all the musicals? It's not like you knew anyone that well in the cast. We basically only talked when I needed something, and I'm pretty sure the rest of the cast did the same." 
                              Patton's face went a little pinker. "Oh- well, uh- I just...like supporting you guys!" 
                              Roman smirked. "Patton Hart, do I sense a lie?" 
                                      
                                  
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