Lord Farquaad x Reader

A feast

-y/n POV-

I had found the perfect outfit for tonight's feast. Such lovely colors that went splendidly with Farquaads go to red. I decided to walk there, I wasn't a lazy one. Seeing the lovely night sky I felt safe, the streets were almost empty and the lights from the town people's windows were beautifully lit, flowers that formed odd patterns stretched for miles. I reached the door and placed a knock on it. "Let the lovely lad/lass in!" A familiar voice yelled. It was Farquaad.

The doors opened in front of you revealing beautiful decor and warmly lit ceilings. I'd never seen something like this before, my village barely had enough for a candle, let alone chandeliers. Servants in tight black suits and knights bearing spears flew thought the halls. And then, down the stairs, the man himself strutted. Dressed in red velvet as usual, his hair in place. I couldn't help but feel the heat roam through my body. Blood flowing to my cheeks... and groin.

"M'lad(y)" He put his hand out, leading me to a spacious dining hall. A table that stretched for miles with one chair at each end. "Be seated, dear" he placed me in one of the chairs as he began his strut to the opposite end. "Uhm.. how long until you get there?" I asked. "What?" he replied "I can't hear you" "How king until you get there!?" I yelled, hoping he's hear this time." "WHAT?" "HOW FUCKING LONG UNTIL YOU GET THERE!?" "SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MINUTES, GET YOURSELF COMFORTABLE IN THE MEAN TIME!"

It had been a couple of minutes and he's finally made it to his end of the table. "HOW ARE YOU LIKING THE FOOD SO FAR?" He yelled "ITS GOOD, HOS YOURS?" "GOOD" god how I despise small talk, all I wanted was him to throw me on the table and take what is rightfully his. I was hot red thinking about it, thankfully he couldn't see me all that well at his end.

We had finished our meals. "Now, dear, what would please you?" When he said it others things came to my mine, but too filthy to be spoken so you remained silent. "A walk perhaps?" He suggested. Didn't sound too bad, although what I really wanted... was a ride.

"The city is beautiful this time of the night." I said, trying to break the tension. "Oh yes, it's a beautiful city in general, my biggest pride"

"So, you said you were staying at a hotel nearby?" He asked you, knowing exactly what my answer would be. "Oh yea, the Duloc inn" I said, pointing in its direction. This was my chance. "Would you care to join me for the night?"