Lord Farquaad x Reader

The first and last night

-Y/n POV-

Farquaad had agreed to join me in my hotel room, how thrilling. he might have been a small man, but there was something that wasn't so small. Im obviously referring to his assortment of genitalia. Like the leaning tower of Pisa it stood there in all its glory. I wasn't sure what to do, I'd only been with a couple of people from my village and they were always the one that took the lead. But this man wanted me to start.

I opted for undressing, dropping my bottoms and slowly unbuttoning my shirt exposing my chest. "Peculiar?" You teased as that had been the word he'd used to describe your name. "Indeed" he responded, eyes plastered to your chest. I leaned down to face him placing a kiss on his massive chin and making my way down. Before I knew it I had his lovely tower in my mouth. With solid thrusts it was exploring my mouth.

"Darling, it's time for the real deal" he said grabbing me by the waist and placing my gigantic booty over his tiny body. Feeling him penetrate me I let out a moan of pleasure as I knew, form this day, I had fucked the lord himself.