-Donkeys POV-
Won't you look at that. It's me, Donkey, now the teller of this great tale. Where shall we begin. I never knew my mother, I ain't even sure I had one... at night I'd hear my fathers cries, his great pain, not loss nor love, just loneliness... This is why we all need somebody. I keep tellin you- "DONKEY! Concentrate!"
Oh right. The human I rescued. They were a kind one. Sweet face, sweet smile and that booty ooo makes me go mad. No no no, I can't cheat on Dragon. Alright, back to the story.
"We should be safe getting out this way." I pointed at the open window I'd gotten in to. Y/n used my back to get up on the window cil, pulling me up after them. We were out of Dulocs walls. "Finally... I'm out of there!" They said breathing heavily.
"Now.. what happens between you and this Farquaad?" I was curious, could never resist some celebrity gossip. "We... had a few moments. Something I'd say was true love... but it seems he's changed his mind..." There was so much pain in their voice. "I mean... when some men get what they want they take off... ya know...?" I spewed trying to relate. "You're right." Phew, guess I did it.
"We can camp here!" We pulled up to a windmill. "I've been here before. Crazy story actually! My friend shrek was in love with this princess, oh I should probably start off with some context. Shrek is an ogre! And like he lives in a sw-" "I honestly just want to sleep..." "that's alright... sleep well." Why did no one want to listen to my stories. I guess I talk a lot but.. I don't know... I wish someone would take it for once.
"Goodnight, donkey." They smiled at me. A kind smile, such a lovely human they were. "Goodnight"
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Lord Farquaad x Reader
RomanceA monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.
