Dipshits in Space: Season 10

119: The Last-Last Episode, Finale Conclusion (part 3)

Gizzy shook her head as Uka prepared to go into her own dream.

We're out of time and need to go another layer deep...into MY dream." Gizzy argued. "We get more time regardless, why do we want to use Uka's dream? As forgettable as you are, this is a one way trip. None of us are likely coming out."

"Not sure you ever really did come out." muttered Roy.

"What?" Gizzy asked.

"Nothing, Greg with boobs and ruby 33 lipstick. Just saying some of us are still hiding in some way or another. Not saying who, or in what way."

"This is not ruby 33, it's Jeffe' Starlight's Gangbang-Planet lip-gloss and eyeliner packet. It was made specifically for aliens with fair skintone." Gizzy defended as Roy raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms.

"Oh boy, do I stand corrected!" he gasped in sarcastic shock.

"Okay fine that was pretty gay, you can hold that in my face if we survive this, but now is not the time. We have like 9 minutes to prevent the end of the universe."

"The dream adds a 10 factor time-dilation, so we got 90 minutes, and none of us will last 10 against Rayth, so we have plenty of time to discuss that, because we're going in with you, and into MY dream." Uka demanded.

"Okay, why are you two dipshits getting heroically suicidal?"

"Because I'm a token extra!" yelled Uka. I was never part of the crew, not really. Always the replaceable set of jugs, always useless and forgotten. Not this time. I swore to protect my friends from the Captain's stupidity, so why not die a hero? I'm going as deep as you two boys can go, now stop stalling and arguing over who's gay or not and put on some extra Gangbang lipstick. This is a boss fight for the girls and you need to prepare for some fabulous shit...because we're going in my mind, not yours."

"I AM a friggin girl." Gizzy snipped.

"Oh it doesn't even matter, you're still Greg. Rayth is a being of hate, and you're not far off. She needs love. She needs the power of love to soften her rage."

"Oh my fuck, the pony-love shit again?" Gizzy sighed.

"No!...okay yes, but you made it sounds stupid when you say it like that." Uka snipped.

"Shouldn't you be really weak by now?" Gizzy asked.

"That's the power of love, Gizzy...and teamwork, and friendship."

"Look, I may be a drag-queen or something now, but that doesn't mean I have to support princess cupcake fru-fru crap. Whatever I am, I'm not 12 years old and into stupid magical pony shit."

"PONYGUARD IS MAGICAL!" Roy yelled. "Adults also need a magical escape too, not just kids. Everyone gets depressed and feels alone, that's why we are here...together. Embrace the magic, Gizzy."

"You're a grown ass robotic man, for shit's sake. It's weird. I don't normally judge but the universe is at stake, and I will NOT do the big finale ending with some 80's crap about the power of love conquering all, and teddy bear shooting feeling-rays out of their asses to defeat evil. It's gonna be a sick metal backing track, and bloody-roar style fight scene or else I'm dragging this whole universe kicking and screaming into season 12. I'll do it out of pure hatred and pissed off...awe damnit I see your point. "She sighed.

"None of that makes any sense, Gizzy, but I disagree anyway because that's what I do. And Love is the most powerful force in the universe. If hate created Rayth, love can fix her." Uka assured.