❝After we what?❞
❝Kiss. Four little letters just like my name.❞
❝And you're nuts. Four little letters just like your name.❞
| In which Monica Geller's apartment has three rooms |
[FRIENDS] [Season 1 - 10] [Joey Tribbiani x OC]
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"Who da wenny-Benny boy?" Monica smiled at Ben before she picked him up, "You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes," Her smile fell when he started to wail, "Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?"
"I don't know, just keep the human snot machine away from me," Veronica grimaced as she all but jumped off the couch.
"C'mon Ronnie, he's so cute," Monica scoffed as she handed Ben to Ross to calm him down.
"Yes," She nodded her head, "From far away. Where he can't get any baby gunk on me or my Chanel."
"Okay, Veronica, he's not a dog," Ross laughed as he finally got Ben settled again, "Ah, see, there we go."
Monica laughed awkwardly. "Maybe it's me."
"Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants," Ross teased his son lovingly.
"You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants," Chandler commented, "Lovely girl, kinda moody."
"There's my little boy," Monica cooed as Ross handed him back to her, only for him to almost immediately start crying again.
"Can I see something?" Chandler wondered as he grabbed Ben from Monica.
"Cool," Joey laughed when the boy stopped crying, only to start again when Chandler moved him closer to his aunt.
"He hates me," She cried, "My nephew hates me."
"Why are you crying about it, mon? This was you won't have to babysit him, you've got the perfect excuse," Veronica tried to make her feel better but it seemed they had different views on babysitting.
"What if my own baby hates me?" She worried as her eyes widened, "Huh? What am I gonna do then?"
"Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have a boyfriend yet," Chandler paused when he saw the heated glare she was giving him, "Joey, she does not look fat."
"Sleep with one eye open tonight," Veronica laughed.
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"Hey Monica," Chandler held up his basketball towards her.
"Wah! Wah!" Joey wailed, mimicking Ben.
"That is so funny. Let me see that," Monica laughed fakely before she grabbed the basketball and threw it out the kitchen window.
"Are you ok, Ross?" Joey's brows furrowed when Ross started wheezing and coughing.
"I don't know," He turned to Monica, "What's in this pie?"
"Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi-"
"Kiwi?" Ross gaped, "Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie."
