49│THE PORN ZOMBIES

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"Oh, man!" Treeger's frightened wails rang throughout the apartment.

In Joey's room, Veronica pulled away from her boyfriend's lips with a frown. "Nope."

"What? Why?" He whined as he leaned forward to catch her lips with his own.

She giggled and used her plan to keep him away from her face. "Joey, I'm not making out with you while Treeger is doing whatever that is outside."

Just as Joey was about to try and convince her otherwise, Treeger's voice rang into the room once again. "Dear Lord!" He cried.

Joey sighed and pursed his lips, Treeger's voice wasn't helping the mood. "All right, all right."

The two shuffled out of his bed, Veronica putting on one of the few clean shirts Joey had while he put on his robe.

"What is that?" Joey grumbled as they stepped out into the living room.

"Treeger's snaking the shower drain," Chandler explained with a shrug.

"That man is not paid enough for dealing with you two," Veronica sighed.

"What in the name of hell?" Treeger screeched, clearly, the bathroom was an ungodly sight.

"Maybe he found your flip-flop," Joey pointed out as if that was normal.

"And you ask why I always go over to the girl's apartment to use the bathroom," Veronica frowned, her face scrunching up in a disgusted grimace.

"Sorry, baby," Joey smiled sheepishly and kissed her cheek as she settled on his lap.

Chandler's eyes widened when Joey switched the channel. "Hey!"

Joey's jaw dropped as he stared at the TV in shock. "Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must've hit something on the remote."

"Do we pay for this?" Chandler asked frantically, his eyes trained on the TV.

"No, we didn't even pay our cable bill," Joey gasped, "Maybe this is how they punish us."

Chandler nodded and grinned. "Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill, free phone sex."

"Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill?" Joey suggested excitedly but paused.

If Veronica hadn't been so caught up with the handsome man on their TV she would have been proud that Joey had, for once, realized his mistake on his own.

Treeger finally stepped out of the bathroom. "Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked."

"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just came on!" Chandler grinned.

Treeger nodded knowingly. "Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money."

"Like finding money with naked people on it!" Chandler corrected, his eyes never leaving the TV.

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