Seadweller slursChumbucket - Originated from the slushy texture of seadweller's genetic material on land. As trolls who could reproduce underwater, they evolved to have salt-activated membranes around their cum. If not for these membranes, their material would disperse the moment they "finished" in water. When their buckets were taken on land, however, the membranes would break and mix with the genetic material (gm). This created the "chummy" composition land-seadweller gm is known to have
(Haha, I made funny Spongebob reference a really gross slur based on mermaid sex)
Lowblood slurs
Red hots - refers to warm colors with an attitude problem
Mutant slurs
Cullbait - (I genuinely forgot if this is canon) refers to attractive trolls who exhibit any cullable offence
Mutie - short for mutant. Can also refer to mute/disabled trollsIntercaste slurs
Poopsniffer - refers to highbloods who fawn over umbres
Helmphile - refers to ship captains who fall in love with their helmsman, which is looked down upon in Alternian society. Hence the Condesce was very hush hush about her relationship with PsiioniicRainbow drinker/jade slurs
Breeder - implying their only purpose is to tend to the mother grub who is the literal breeder of their entire species
Heliophile - lit sun lover. not typically a slur. the term is used endearingly on several occasionsTeal slurs
Breen - (portmanteau of blue green) refers to teal's position on the hemospectrum and implies that they are neither midbloods nor highbloods, outsiders to both worlds.
Purple slurs
Circus freak - refers to the common religion of royal landdwellers
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homestuck headcanons
Fanfictionthis is just a list of my own headcanons because i wanted to share them. a lot about mituna and troll physiology