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Salt-activated membrane thing from earlier. Not all seadwellers like to fuck underwater though, and I should have mentioned the membrane does not scuff up the cum if this is the case

Gamzee uses chuckelvoodoo to allow Tavros to think he's feeling what Gamzee is actually feeling. He's rekindled with his tentacock through this. Just bros doin bulge therapy no homo

Sollux masturbates to low-on-highblood action at his computer in the darkest hour of the blackest night

Sollux exclusively watches low-on-highblood action. He can't explain why but the feeling of seeing a rust blood prevent a violet or cobalt from talking is unquantifiable. He hides this from Feferi. Equius' be in to that shit too but for different reasons

Not really a sexcanon but Dave used to take a shower then sit in his room on his phone for 20 minutes completely undressed. This was the troll's introduction to human anatomy and everybody fucking hated it so Kanaya spent like, ten minutes just complaining about the design of their creatures and drew out "better" humans. She used the same whiteboard as was for keeping score.

Bards of breath tend to run out of air whenever they fuck

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Bards of breath tend to run out of air whenever they fuck

Damara's all talk she 8nt even know how to finger her own nook. She only ever been with Rufioh and by some miracle managed to convince him she knew what she was doing

Flexibility is desired over size in a tentabulge. It feels good to have someone curled up inside you. There is a standard girth size you should reach 6 perigees before full maturity, as wirey bulges are goddamn disgusting and weird. They're even considered a mutation

Neytiri (blue Avatar girl) plugged her tail in Jake's ass in a dream he once had

When seadwellers are horny, they naturally become more aware of small odors and drag their partners to cleaner waters (or spaces.) In addition, their gills expand and contract, they grow stronger in the arms and legs, and faint stripes appear on their body. Because of this, they're seen as emotional fuckers

*a note about the lines, real fish react similarly to high stress or pressure

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*a note about the lines, real fish react similarly to high stress or pressure

All tentabulge's have a flavor which isn't too far off from Terezi's description of their blood's taste. Sollux's bulges taste like banana lollipops and Kanaya's tastes like mint lollipops. Jade bulges are an aquired taste as the second most common flavor for her caste is brining seasoning. Female trolls tend to appreciate them more

Jade bulges have a slight bioluminescense (even non-rainbow drinkers.) They are the only landdwelling caste with this "super power"

Genetic material is light sensitive and needs to be covered or transported at night, otherwise it can cause pain to the mothergrub or kill the embryo inside when she lays the egg. One job for jade bloods is curating usable material for her.

Bone bulges have a bit of a spine. Nothing sharp or sticking out like a cat penis, but they feel like a boiled and/or steamed octopus arm tastes.

Equius says clopping

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