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AU: none
Type: crack
Warnings: mention of shooting
>Not Edited<
Word count: 270
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Rachel: *looks at Eddie*
Eddie: come on! Say yes Rachel-
Zack: OI, LITTLE SHIT, SHUT UP
Eddie: Uno reverse card loser
Rachel: *gasps*
Zack: FUCK YOU *bursts through wall*
Eddie: Aw heck nah, see ya. Swear to God I'll kill you Rachel! *moonwalks out of the room*
Rachel: *blushes*
Zack: Come on Ray! *drags Rachel to another room*
Rachel: *sighs* did he really mean he swears to God...?
Eddie: Heyo I'm back
Rachel: A wild Eddie appeared! Go Zack!
Zack: alright! Lets go!
Rachel: Zack use scythe attack!
Zack: *swings scythe*
Eddie: *avoids attack*
Rachel: Eddie avoided the attack!
Eddie: *turns lights off*
Rachel: Ah! Eddie used lights out attack!
Zack: Enough with that shit, go turn on the lights Ray!
Rachel: Okay. *walks away to go find light switch*
Eddie: Rachel, don't go!-
Zack: SHUT UP!
Rachel: oh, is this a grave? Cool. Oh, look a coffin-
Eddie: *appears out of nowhere* *shoves Rachel in coffin* you look so beautiful!-
Rachel: Alright kill me.
Eddie: With pleasure *turns on light*
Zack: *pops up out of nowhere* Surprise bitches. Ray move
Rachel: *moves*
Zack: HAHAHAHA *shoves Eddie into grave*
Eddie: bRUH NO-
Rachel: Aw hell nah, don't kill him
Zack: *goes to kill him*
Rachel: Pew pew *shoots Zack*
Zack: AHHHH BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD! AND....death.
Eddie: YOU SAVED ME RACHEL!!
Rachel: Ya, now lets get outta here
Eddie: okay!
>Years Later<
Eddie: lets get married
Rachel: yes.
*Sakura Kiss intensifies*
Rachel: And thats how it all happened kids. Now we happy and Eddie and I are a thing.
Eddie: I love you Rachel
Rachel: I love you too Eddie
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Lol here's a crack version of the Eddie x Rachel oneshot
Hope you enjoyed this!
Please excuse any mistakes made.
I do not own Angels of Death or any of the art uses unless stated otherwise.
Have a nice day and stay safe!
-Michi
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Edward Mason Oneshots || Angels of Death
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