Black Rose: God Reader X RWBY

Chapter 5: When Cats Fly

Had at least some of this written before my intended schedule, because you guys are great!

Your POV

When Ruby wakes up to see my face, she turns red and passes out. Maybe I was too close? Either way, it was funny, so I start laughing my ass off. The other three were already awake, but only Blake and Weiss laugh. Guess Yang's being a bitch again today. I just shrug her off cuz fuck it, hoes mad.

I go to JNPR's room to check in on my little project, and it appears he's still sleeping. Pyrrha was a bit confused and a lot scared, which means he didn't get a chance to tell them.

Ren: "I can't see anything wrong with him..."

"That's because he couldn't get a chance to tell you." As soon as I start talking, they all jump in surprise. 

Nora: "Pancake pal!!!" She hugs my arm. "Something's wrong with Jaune, can ya help him?!"

"Nah, he just needs to sleep. Let's say I gave him a...little boost, so he has to rest for the rest of today."

Pyrrha: "What did you do?"

I roll my eyes and say, "Maaaaagiiiiiiiic." They all deadpan at me, and I smirk in my head. "Jokes (for now) aside, just let him rest. I got him out of classes today, so just relax."

Ren: "If you say so."

Nora: "Welp! While our captain takes a large nap, we gotta-"

Ren: "Nora. It's the weekend. It was a four day weekend."

Nora: "Oh. Whoops! So, what're you gonna do?" She looks at me.

"Heard that Ruby and her team were going to Vale. Might as well join them."

Ren: "Well, we have some training to do, so we'll see you later."

Pyrrha: "We'll see you later."

Nora: "BYE!"

They leave and I leave the room to go to ol' Ozzy's office. When I get there, I hear Glynda making Ozpin's coffee in ire. How I can tell?

The sounds of about three breaking glass mugs.

Oz: "Glynda, please...I just paid for those last week."

Glynda: "And you'll keep paying for them until you get a proper assistant. I'm not your janitor or your secretary."

"Then what are you? BDSM partner?" Glynda sighs as I chuckle.

Glynda: "To what do I owe the displeasure, Mr. Lucifer?"

"Juuuust checking on my absolute favorite people!"

Oz: "Ruby isn't here."

"That's because I was being sarcastic."

Glynda rolls her eyes as the old cuck chuckles.

"Hey, real talk? Did you only let Ruby in to use her?" The atmosphere gets tense as I bore into his eyes. He doesn't respond. "I see...you're lucky that I won't put a stop to your filthy incarnations. Anyways, I got shit to do, so I'll see you later. Oh, and Glynda?"

Glynda: "Y-yes?"

"Break another one of his mugs."

She gladly breaks two, and I smile at her in gratitude. I nod and leave the room as Ozpin prepares his funeral for his mugs. 

A few moments later

Me and the team are walking through Vale together. They're preparing for the Vytal Festival, which I don't have many issues with. I guess it could be a show of Ruby's progress, and at that thought, I chuckle considering she could easily beat everyone there. If she decided to not hold back, at least, but I'm pretty sure she will. That reminds me, Jaune should be waking up tomorrow.