Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 2

S2 • E8 - Nine Tenths of the Law

At Red Base
Sarge and Donut watching over the canyon.

Donut: So, just you and me hanging out at the base today, huh Sarge! This is new. I notice you use a shotgun. That's cool. I just use this pistol. It works for me." He whistles casually. "So, you think the guys will be back soon? What do you think they're up to? Do you think they stopped at the store? I noticed we were getting pre-tty low on elbow grease. ...When you die, can I have your armor?"

Simmons comes up the ramp behind them.

Simmons: "Hey, we're back!"

Sarge and Donut turn around.

Donut: "Oh man, am I glad to see you guys! Sarge would not stop talking. Seriously."

Sarge: "Grif, Simmons, were you able to work out a suitable exchange?"

Grif runs up and stands next to Simmons.

Simmons: He sighs first. "Uhh, not exactly sir. You see, when we showed up the Blues were doing something, REALLY weird and then w-"

Grif: "Really weird! And they were rude!" He interjected.

Simmons: "Hey dumbass, I thought we agreed I was gonna tell the story."

Grif: "Excuse me! Go ahead!" He says half heartedly.

Simmons: "Well you see, the Blue guys were really weird. And not just normal weird, really weird."

Grif: "You're not telling it right."

Simmons: "Okay, fine, how do you remember it?"

Grif: "Well, I remember we agreed that you're a kiss-ass. I got fuzzy on the rest of the details."

Simmons: "ANYWAY, they didn't want the prisoner back, sir."

Sarge: "Why those cunning, blue devils! Does their treachery know no bounds?"

Grif: "It wasn't a total loss, sir. I was able to steal his wallet."

Sarge: "Grif, I may just make a respectable soldier outta you yet."

Grif: "Really, sir?"

Sarge: "Hell no! Now leave the money on my nightstand and get back to work!"

At Blue Base
Ash and Tex went back inside seeing the problems was nothing at all. And the three stooges were seen on top of the base.

Church: "Alright Tucker, what the hell are we gonna do, man? I gotta get my legs working, here."

Tucker: "I don't know, but I can't just keep pulling wires down there. I think we should call in a professional. Maybe someone who can fix Sheila too."

Church: Okay, great idea, but the only three people that can do that are Senior El Roboto, Ash, and Tex."

Caboose: "Hmm, Tex can be kinda hard to work with."

Tucker: "Yeah, she usually is. Except oddly not with Ash."

Church: "Quite frankly, Tucker, I find your attitude offensive. And You're right. Ash may use this to teach me a lesson. Or just laugh his ass off at me."

Caboose: "What about that Lopez person? Is he available?"

Church: "No. I'm in his body, remember?"

Caboose: "Well, why don't you just leave his body, and then Tucker and I will make him fix you and my girlfriend!"

Tucker: "Girlfriend?"