Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 2

S2 • E14 - An audience of dumb

Ok just so we're clear, I'll be naming the mental versions of the characters as: (MI) from now on. An abrivated version of mental image. Because I'm lazy like that.

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Blue Team <Real World>
Sheila, Ash, and Lopez approaching Red Base with Tucker driving Sheila and Ash trying to help Tucker along with Zeta.

Tucker: "Ahh, Sheila we have to slow down or we're gonna run into that jeep!"

Sheila: "Please take evasive action. Please take evasive action."

Tucker: "You take evasive action! Hey, Lopez, help me out! Can't you talk to her?"

Lopez: "Perdóname. Pero no puedo hablar con mujeres bellas porque sudo." [Sorry. I'm not good at talking to beautiful women. I get sweaty.]

Zeta: "Oh this won't end well."

Grif and Donut are crouching behind the jeep

Donut: "Well old buddy, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we're going to die anyway, there's only one thing left for us to do. Grif-"

Grif: "If you actually suggest what I think you're about to suggest, I'll just have to kill myself."

Donut: "-lets make a break for it!"

Grif: "Whew! In that case lets go on 3. That's worked well for me in the past."

Donut: "Okay, you count."

Grif: "Fine, but don't look at me while I count because I get nervous." He turns around and Donut stands up. 1...." Donut runs away as he counts. "2....." The orange soldier turns around and sees Donut running away. "That son of a bitch, he beat me at my own game. Curses!"

As he said that. Sheila is heading right at and rams into the jeep, blowing it up and sending Grif and Lopez flying. Ash had jumped off Shiela before they hit and landed safely. Lopez yells in surprise of the explosion as he lands in a pool of Grifs Blood. Grif is briefly shown splatterd on the ground. The scene changes to show Sheila being covered by dust and rock lifted by the explosion. The scenes then cuts to inside the red base. Donut runs up to Sarge and Simmons Panting heavily.

Sarge: "Good golly Miss Molly! What is going on out there?"

Donut: "Sir, the blues are attacking with their tank! They-they blew up the Warthog, again." He pants as he speaks.

Simmons: "I wonder what jeeps ever did to those guys."

Donut: "Grif and I just barely had enough time to make it out of there. Right Grif? ....uhh, Grif?"

Caboose's mind

Church: "Why the hell did they pair me up with you?" He says to Caboose's mental image of Church.

(MI) Church: I wanted to keep my eye on you. I don't trust giantic turds trying to steal my best friend, you rimjob!

Church: Well, this is going to be a great trip.

The mental image of Church approaches the ledge overlooking the area and walks up to Ash.

(MI) Church: "What's the status bitch?"

(MI) Ash: "Ugh. It's the same thing every time.

Church: "Ugh great. A Caboose version of Ash."