Clint's POV
"Nat!" I whisper-shouted after the kid was in the elevator. "I was hoping to follow that kid!"
"Why?" She asked still annoyed at my latest prank.
"I was trying to see if he was Peter! I've been following all the newer interns but only three are teens. I haven't met the other two but yeah." I said, exasperated.
Whyyyyyyy did she have to do this?
"Oh shoot. No way you get to met Peter officially before me!" She shouted.
"What if he was Peter?" I asked smirking.
"Doesn't count! Not unless he tells you his name!" She said.
"Okay!" I said running towards the elevator. I turned around. "I don't know what floor he works on."
She facepalmed.
Peter's POV
"Parker! You're late! You're getting written up for that! Incompetence!" Mr. Trever yelled. He hadn't believed my excuse. I sighed. He quickly forgot about me for the moment and I got to work. Just then my phone buzzed.
***
Kim Possibly
Hello.
Mr. Science
Why???????
I have work! I'm muting the chat.
FeFe
Ugh.
I'm in a meeting.
Glad to text the chat.
Peter
Hello Miss Nat!
Kim Possibly
Hey cinnamon roll.
Merida
Heyyyyyyy
Brooklyn Guy
That's way too many 'Y's.
??
Hello
Peter
Mr. Double Question Mark!!
What are some things you like?
That way I can name you!
Merida
Shouldn't you be working?
Peter
Ayyyyyeee.
It's complicated.
??
I like wolves.
(Peter changed ??'s name to Wolfie)
Peter
:D
Wolfie
This is not what I signed up for.
(Knives added ? To the chat.)
Peter
Who is this?
FeFe
Nooooooo!!!
?
FEFE WHERE ARE MY POPTARTS?
Peter
Lol.
(Peter changed ?'s name to POPTARTS)
POPTARTS
WHO IS THIS PETER?
PETER SON OF TONY?
Kim Possibly
DELETE THAT!!!!
Merida
DELETE IT!! FEFE!!
(FeFe deleted POPTARTS message)
Peter
Huh?
Knives
Sorry. My brother just gets excited sometimes.
Peter
Okay??
Dash
Heyyyyyyyy.
Violet
Oh bother.
Peter
Hello Dash and Violet!!
Anyway. You guys said you worked at SI?
Merida
Yes
Peter
Ahh.
Will you guys ever be in NYC?
Merida
Maybe.
Kim Possibly
Probably not.
Dash
I would run to New York to see you!
Peter
Aww. Thanks Dash.
I gtg.
Dash
Byeeeeeeeee!!!
Also your mine and Violet's new little brother.
Merida
I'm the uncle.
Kim Possibly
Aunt!
Knives
...
Guess I take uncle too.
Peter
Wait what.
FeFe
He is my son!
Brooklyn Guy
You can't just adopt people when you're sad.
***
Tony POV
Everyone one of the avengers was fighting. Over a kid. Who would have thought?
"NONE OF YOU BETTER HURT MY CINNAMON ROLL!!"
"WILL YOU ALL BE QUITE?!"
"NO PIETRO YOU CANNOT RUN ALL OVER THE CITY TO FIND HIM!!"
"WHYYYYYYY NOT?!"
"I am so confused!? Does this make me and Steve the grandpas?"
"Uncle or godfather! Or I will fight you Tony for dad!"
"I JUST WANTED POP-TARTS??"
"I'll get you pop-tarts brother."
"THANKS BROTHER LOKI!"
"I WILL HULK OUT ON ALL OF YOU IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN!"
That's where everyone stopped. Clint had a pillow over his head ready to throw at me. Nat was on top of the couch. Steve and Bucky were sitting in chairs. Loki had disappeared to get pop-tarts. Thor was in the doorway with an empty box. It was crazy.
"Bruce is right. We need to calm down. We don't even know who this kid is."
"FIRST ONE TO FIND PETER WINS!!" Nat shouted and everyone lose it again. I shook my head. This was going to be a long day.
A/N
Three updates, one day? Wow!
I'm at my internship and it's slow so... yeah. Not worried about getting fired. My boss is laid back.
See you later!
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