EXT. MIAMI BEACH - SHORTLY AFTER
SALLY SUPERHALK a cowardly sea monster terrorises two swimmers.
HARRIET, closely followed by POLLY, rushes towards SALLY, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
POLLY
What is is? What's the matter?
HARRIET
That's not just any old sea monster, that's Sally Superhalk!
POLLY
Who's Sally Superhalk?
HARRIET
Who's Sally Superhalk? Who's Sally Superhalk? Only the most cowardly sea monster in the universe!
POLLY
Blinkin' knickers, Harriet! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most cowardly sea monster in the universe!
HARRIET
You can say that again.
POLLY
Blinkin' knickers, Harriet! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most cowardly sea monster in the universe!
HARRIET
I'm going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.
Sally turns and sees Harriet and Polly. She grins an evil grin.
SALLY
Harriet Greenway, we meet again.
POLLY
You've met?
HARRIET
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
YOU ARE READING
The Tale of The Cowardly Sea Monster
HumorRead the title!!! Note: Short story ONLY READ IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO KILL TIME AND LAUGH AT NONSENSE!
