I Don't Understand you ||Tsukishima Kei Story

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Y/n's pov

"Please Marigold, don't leave me out here with the beanstalk," I plead as she locks the cafe door. "Please Marigold, do you wish death upon the employee of the month?"

"You're only the employe of the month because your the only one who hasn't done it in the cafe or accidentally flashed a customer," she says. "The standards for this cafe are very low."

"It's not my fault that I've never flashed anyone my boobs aren't big enough for that kinda slip up," I say. "And Wakatoshi says I'm not allowed to flash anyone, he says its bad enough that I walk around half-naked- hey don't leave me, Marigold, please. Kei's gonna look at me, please don't let me perish."

"You're gonna get fired," Kei says as he grabs my hand. "You're lucky I didn't leave you here."

"What would you do if I flashed the whole team?" I ask. "Like just bloop, that's a tittie."

"Well, there's not much to show," he laughs.

"Watch me, I'll flash them, I'll do it," I say. "You won't be laughing when miss marry beth makes her first live appearance at Karasuno."

"When I told you that I didn't care what you did with your body I didn't mean to go and flash people," he says.

"You said you were fine with an only fans," I say.

"Yeah then you get money," he says "It's different."

"I see," I nod my head. "Now I've got a very important question."

"What?" he asks.

"We've been walking for about a minute now," I say. "Need I say more?"

"That's not a question, and here's my scarf since you never bring your own shit," he says as he puts it on me. "Hey what the hell are you doing?!"

"Okay, now just zip up your coat," I say as I wrap my arms around him. "You've never zipped me up in your before."

"Yeah because it's an awkward way to carry someone," he says. "And it makes me look like I've just kidnapped some child."

"Wanna play twenty-one questions?" I ask.

"No."

"Okay, I'll go first. Then we'll take turns, and make sure to say what number you're on so I don't get confused." I say. "One, how many girlfriends have you had?"

"Depends, how many personalities do you have?" he asks.

"That's your first question, and I've got around thirteen," I say. "Two, do you like my long or short hair better?"

"Short. Two, have you ever had a boyfriend before?" he asks.

"No, but from ages two to four I was convinced that I was gonna marry my brother, in fact, I'm surprised they didn't send me to Alabama," I say. "Three, what was the first thing you thought when I first spoke to you?"

"Where does this underdeveloped gremlin keep all that audacity," he says. "Three, why don't you like shirts? Give me an actual answer."

"One time when I was younger I was trying to sneak out to go to the park and Wakatoshi caught me by grabbing the back of my shirt," I say. "It was very traumatic. Four, when did you realize that you liked me?"

"The movie theatre, well after when we were in the park and you were sleeping," he says. "Four, are you crawling into my shirt?"

Day one simp.

"Yes, I'm getting cold," I say. "Five, why do you wear AirPods under your headphones?"

"Yamaguchi spent all his money to get these when we were in elementary, I don't want to get rid of them. And then you can listen," he says. "Five, why did you make a condom review TikTok?"