I Don't Understand you ||Tsukishima Kei Story

Kinda evil

EDITED: 10/20/2020

(Y/N)'s POV

"Daichi, pick a number between one and ten!" I yell as I come into the gym, followed by a tall blonde.

"Uh, eight?" he replies confused.

"See, Tsukishima, I told you it works every time," I lightly punch his shoulder.

"This doesn't prove your stupid chart," he argues.

"What chart?" Daichi asks.

Lemme quickly fill you in on this chart: So, first, you ask someone to pick a number one through ten. Then, the answer is based on the number they picked.

1, 2 or 3: Bottom
4, 5, 6 or 7: Switch
8, 9, or 10: Top

It's simple.

"My chart is one thousand percent accurate so just shut up," I shake my head. "Tanaka, pick a number one through ten."

"69!" he yells. Ah, yes, the elusive number 69, indeed greater than one but less than ten.

"Switch," I poke Tsukishima.

"Idiot," he mumbles.

"I actually prefer dumbass," I look up at him.

"Fine, dumbass," he says.

"Wow, thank you so much," I say dramatically as I fall onto him.

"Get off of me," he tries to shove me off.

"Please can I have more gum?" I ask.

"No I gave you some this morning," he tries to push me off again.

"Yams, your friend is abusing me," I pout.

"I-I don't know what to do," he confesses.

"Tell him that if he doesn't give me gum, you'll leave him," I whisper.

"I can hear you, dumbass," Tsukishima says.

"No you can't," I stick my tongue out at him.

"You're so ugly," he sighs.

"I prefer the term revolting," I smile. "Besides, if you give me gum I'll pay you back."

"Tch. That's stupid. If you have money just go buy your own gum," he says.

Ha, this fool.

"It's not the same," I squint at him.

"Yes, it is," he says.

"I'll give you my kidney," I offer.

"No."

"My soul."

"You don't have one."

"Touche. What about a complete guide on the art of cheek clapping?"

"Maybe."

"My socks?"

"Gross."

"My brother?"

"No."

"Your hamster?"

"Stop."

"Lepearcy?"

"I pretty sure you already gave that to me."

"I'll give you a kiss," I say.

We're both silent for a moment, just staring at each other. We don't even blink until he breaks eye contact first.

"Just take the stupid gum," he shoves two pieces in my mouth. "I don't want your stupid shit." He turns around.

"Now gentleman, that is how it's done," I bow. "But I never go back on my word." I run and hop onto Tsukishima's back.