Loud House Shorts Part 11

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Lincoln: *spoilers for Final Fantasy 13, I may or may not do a full story.* Everyone...let's combine our power, as one...I know it wasn't easy but-

Lori Yun Oreba: You really think we'd just abandon you after all of that!?  We're family, whether it meets that blowhard's approval or not!

Leni: It's not about the size of your heart...its how you use it that matters.

Luna:  We must fight for the future!

Luan: It's no fun living in a world suppressed, without laughter and joy!

Lynn: Even if we fall, others will take our place, and they will fight just as hard as we do!

*the younger ones were safely spirited away to a safe zone in Eden, so they are safe by this point.*

Lincoln: As a once famous pink haired woman said..."FIND YOUR OWN ROAD TO HELL!"

Orphan: Hmph, we will put this to the test, then!

Lori Yun Oreba: Well, here's something you can't literally accomplish, even with all the power in the world!

*they bring out their summon crystals, and one by one they summon their Eidolons.*

Orphan: Something's different...about these particular-wait a minute...THEY'RE-!

Lincoln: They can combine.  Kind of a missed opportunity to do that in the games though...BUT EVEN SO!  With our combined strength, we will break the chains that you enslaved us with!

All: 6 INTO 1, COMBINE!

*tv static*

(a.n: Oh how I really wish Square Enix did a Megazord tribute in the trilogy...)

Lynn: *is clicked on* Hmm?

*she is clicked on again*

Lynn: What, is there something on my face!?

*click*

Lynn: *temper flares* Stop CLICKING AT ME!

*click*

Lynn: What just cause I'm next to the back button, I'm supposed to do something!?

*click*

Lynn: *Growls*

*click*

Lynn: *Incandescently Angry*  STOP CLICKING AT MEEE!

*you know where this is going*

Lynn: Alright, that's IT! *she rushed the camera and breaks it causing several camera crew to scream in fear as her rage ignites to new heights!*

*tv static*

Lincoln Freeman: *Half-Life* WHY DID WE USHER IN THE GREEN APOCALYPSE!?

*tv static*

Maggie Greystorm: Wait...its ALL EARTH!?

Lincoln: Yeah, it is...always has been, you're an astronaut Maggie, h-how do you not know this!?  YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR 10 YEARS YOU FU-

*tv static*

Chandler: Welcome, to Jurassic Loud Park!

*the scene reveals a bunch of Lenis running Velociraptor style, some Lanas grazing, Lolas showing off, Lucys upside down like bats...its a paradise for them.  Suddenly, a pack of Maggies run past the visiting tourists.

Lead Maggie: Run!  A Lori has been spotted!

*a Giant Lori roars like a t-rex!*

*tv static*

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