Here's something to tide you over while the previous chapter is being worked on...
(Heads up, a bit of genderbent insanity comes up here)
*Glimmering Gift plays as Lincoln uses the 10 Artifacts of L'oud to transform into Golden Ace, when suddenly, Bella QT of Loud House fame in a cat suit and skirt ensemble, snatches three of them!*
Bellla QT: Ha, don't underestimate a Treasure Hunter!
Lincoln: GET BACK HERE!
*MALFUNCTION*
Lincoln: Uh-Oh!
*BOOOM!*
*Lincoln screams as the explosion propels him into the water*
(TAKE 2)
*He tries again, but this time LOLA LOUD SHOWS UP!*
Lola Loud: Thanks Linky!
Lincoln: WAIT, I DIDN'T AGREE-
*BOOM*
Lincoln: NOT AGAIIIIIINNNN! *SPLAAASH!*
(Third time's the charm!?)
Lincoln: *angry* ALRIGHT, NO MORE PLAYING AROUND!
*He finally succeeds in transforming into his Golden Ace form! But..something's off.*
Golden Linka: Wait...this is not right!?
Tartarus: Heheh! I found you Linka! *evil grin as he charges his laser cannon* BURN, BURN TO STARDUST!
*Golden Linka gets shot back through a wall, who realizes 'her' inevitable mistake: she got the gender-bent items instead!*
Golden Linka: Ow...
Gender-swap Gennai: See, this is why we can't have nice transformations! Maggie dared me to eat a Swap-Shroom! Now I'm stuck for a few more hours! *idea* So...wanna hit the Music Bar?
*3 hours later*
(Cue them singing the Kyuranger theme, hitting every high note perfectly)
*tv static*
(this next sequence is based on the infamous Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
*Meanwhile on a stormy night near the Loud House*
Dr. Lisa: Ladies and Lincoln...BEHOLD!!
Lincoln: What is it?
Dr. Lisa: I found a way to make the perfect ice cream! One that never melts! *cackles evilly*
Lynn: They're called Dippin' Dots...they already exist.
Dr. Lisa: Dang it!
*tv static*
*cue "The Meaning Of Truth"*
Black Shadow (Luna): I won't let you take my dream! NEVERRRR!
Captain Falcon (Lincoln): LOUD HOUSE PUUUNNCH!
*spaaash!*
Lana: CAPTAIN LINCOLN!
*Both Black Shadow and Captain Lincoln vanish in a ball of light, as the station explodes creating a shockwave that stretched out in two directions*
"Searching for the tru-uth!"
*tv static*
Tyson Heese Sonic: Welcome to the 2021 Olympics! Today's event, high-diving! Gennai of Delphi Prime is gonna make an attempt to dive freestyle!
Me: *Sonic Jumping Sounds* *SPLAAAASH*
*cue Alt-verse Louds like Linka of Skyrim holding a sign that says 'Call me' Another has a Lisa from Ark Survival holding a sign, "Have my progeny"*
Tyson Heese Sonic: Nice landing! Now to check his reaction to his score!
Me: *sonic drowning countdown* GLUB, GLUB, ETC!
*cue Lana and Charles throwing a life ring, and it works for a while...*
Me: *add inventory: Life Ring x1* GLUB GLUB, AGAIN!
*Later*
Chandler: Hahahahaha! Talk about lame! An offworlder, who can't swim. HAHAHAHA!
*Me and Barukurushi snarl*
Chandler: Oh, crapbaskets. *is shoved into the water* GLUB, GLUB, CRAAAAP!
*Both sadistically smile*
*tv static*
*Lana badly singing the Star Trek theme*
Me: Just how long is she gonna do this?
Readers: Till we get a sequel to Titan A.E, which will probably never happen...
*tv static*
Lincoln (Fallen Jedi): I HATE YOU! *as he is missing a few limbs, save his robotic hand, glaring at Lynn Jr.*
Lynn Jr: You were my bro Linky...I TRULY LOVED YOU!
Lincoln (Fallen Jedi): *he has a moment of regret that things have come this far...*
*cue event shift*
Lincoln (Fallen Jedi): Help...me, p-p-please...have-have mercy!
*Lynn had a choice. Whether to leave him to his fate, or help him just like old times when they were once a united family...*
Lynn Jr.: *sighs heavily* When I get you out of this, promise me that you will not turn out arrogant like I was?
Lincoln (Fallen Jedi): Y-yes...like old times, r-right sis?
*and on that day, the galaxy changed...because of her decision.*
*tv static*
Maggie (Doc Brown Style): When this baby hits 88 Miles, you're gonna see some serious shit!
*tv static*
(this will be a temporary placeholder till I can get the Luna Short story done.)
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Loud House Shorts!
ФанфикA set of shorts, custom made by me. Though if you have a few ideas, for some shorts, let me know. Loosely based on the Sonic Paradox series Please support the official release!
