I was walking along a deserted street near my company after work, muttering to myself, "When is that girl going to come?""Oppa~" A voice suddenly called from behind me, as I turned around.
There, the most beautiful duck appeared right in my eyes, wearing a black dress with elegance.
"Did I make your heart flutter?" Yena questioned while tilting her head.
"My heart fluttered a little, I mean a lot, but not just a lot, aish you get the point." I fumbled with my words as Yena giggled.
Suddenly, my pocket vibrated and I fished out my phone, answering the call while signalling Yena to wait for me.
"Hi boss, what do you want?"
"Don't need to get aggressive with me little man, I have very embarrassing proof of your fashion sense. Anyways, we will be holding a small party for the hardest workers in our company at the karaoke bar tomorrow after work, just a heads up."
"Yah, firstly, I have already explained multiple times that this very innocent girl did it to me and secondly sure!"
He didn't respond to my first claim and hanged up on me.
"bitch!"
"Oppa, can I join you for the party tomorrow? Yena will be bored alone at home~" Yena used her aegyo tone to plead with me, but I wasn't going to say no anyways.
It's always a delight to flex gorgeous ass woman to humans you aren't fond of.
timeskip
"Yah, Y/N, it's quite a surprise to see a person like you bagging these cute and pretty girls. Share your jutsu." My boss said while clinking his glass with a fellow colleague.
Yena flushed red at the comment while I felt a little offended considering I looked at the mirror and felt quite pleased with what I saw.
"Well, I think I have a irresistible charm~" I bragged as Yena hit my shoulder and my boss spit his whiskey out.
"Haha, that's a really good joke. Too bad it isn't April. I bet this lovely lady right here is your cousin or something. Isn't this incest?" My boss started to question again, and my annoyance tolerance almost peaked.
"Ah, Y/N is quite a special man. I chose him because I knew he was the one once I saw him." Yena lied, because today was literally the second day since we met.
"What do you see in him, if I might ask?"
"Big dick energy." Yena smirked as I almost shot out the shots I had.
"Wow, Y/N being a biggie is truly special." My boss sneered, as I was ready to throw a fist.
Yena saw this and decided to defuse the tension by asking my boss to switch the song to New Face by PSY.
Once he complied, Yena stood up and started to release her big dick energy as well as she danced to the big dick energy choreography.
I was at a loss for words, Yena's demure side just did a 360 because her sexy side is another level. Of course, I was a bit jealous and angry seeing the other guys reaction and erection.
"Yena, I'm feeling a little unwell. Can we go? I'm sorry boss and other chingus!" I hurriedly said before their dick could do any damage.
"Aww, Y/N you're not in the spotlight. You can go, Yena can stay!" My boss said, but I was having none of it.
"Maybe when you find your significant other, your words might change." I said, before pulling Yena out.
"YAH, YOU PUNK I'LL DEDUCT YOUR P-"
timeskip
" It was awesome, the way your personality changed into another person when you started dancing!"
"Hehe, thanks I guess~"
"I still can't believe what I just witnessed!"
"Do you like it when I change into another person and surprise you?"
"You mean you have other sides of yourself you haven't shown? Bring it on Yena-ya~"
"Pour some soju into my glass!" She requested, as I took the bottle and poured.
I poured some for myself, before raising the glass for a clink. "After this clink, do you want t-to have a introductory k-k-kiss? I know this seems really weird but I mean we are a couple technically right now so it makes sen-"
"Yah, shut up pabo. I didn't disagree. Come on, give me a peck!"
I couldn't hide my excitement, "AHHH CHOI YENA!!"
After the clink, her eyes automatically closed and I brought myself closer and closed my eyes, before opening them again to make sure she wasn't pranking me, but what I saw caused me to scream.
"What?"
"When did you put on such heavy eyeliner?" I furrowed my eyebrows, not recalling the thick ass eyeliner she had on earlier ago.
"Aish, you're delaying this aren't you? Hurry before I change my mind." She said before closing her eyes again.
I couldn't risk not kissing her and decided to go again, before I opened my eyes to make sure nothing changed but wait, this time her face was full of fucking freckles?!
I stifled a shout as she opened her eyes and looked at me with an annoyed expression.
"Yah, are you playing with me? Please, don't be a pussy." Before I could explain what I just saw, she closed her eyes again, and I decided to just ram into her lips so I don't see anything again but my eyes couldn't control themselves and before I touched her lips, I saw another fucking person!
"WHAT THE FUCK!" I rubbed my eyes and Yena's face returned.
"I'm done. Bye." She was about to stand up before I pleaded her for a last chance.
"If you don't kiss me, I'm leaving."
She closed her eyes and that was my cue to just YOLO this and I rammed into her lips? Wait, it felt so rough and torn, I opened my eyes and almost fainted.
"THE FUCK IS KIM SHIN DOING HERE?!" I wiped my lips and hurriedly dashed out of the cafe. Trauma has elapsed over my hormones as I just kissed a male.
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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED AVATAR GIRLFRIENDS! THIS FUCKING NEW FACE SHIT WAS LITERAL, I JUST KISSED A FUCKING GUY!"
"I can't help you anymore sir, you can go do what you were doing a month ago, the river's right there." Bomi said, before waving me off.
I spat on her face before leaving the store, and I jumped down Han River.
Bye world, I will not be missed.
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A/N NOTE: GOBLIN REFERENCE, and not the best ending but I like how Y/N dies. Thanks for teasing this short series, hope you had a few laughs!
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