Inarizaki NSFW headcanons

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Btw trying to keep these are realistic as possible

I honestly don't care if y'all make those Yagami Yato sized jokes in the comments because I think they're pretty funny but I'm basing this off of what they're actual size would probably be sooo yea (also goes for future ones of this I make too)

Third years:

Kita:

-condom? Yes all the fucking time

-butterfly kisses 😌

-he does steady thrusts, usually not too fast but he goes DEEP

-Masturbates 2-3 times a week

-masturbates in the shower using ICEY COLD WATER, also uses conditioner while rubbing himself off

-soft? 5 inches

-hard? 6 inches

-YES HE IS CIRCUMCISED

-loves choking you for some reason

-freaky in the sheets

-hair pulling is his kink

-works smarter not harder

-aftercare? You both take a nice warm bath together with bubbles and he washes/massages your back ☺️

-before you do it? It starts off when y'all are alone and decided to start some intense make out session

-"I love you, sweetheart" 😍

-starts off with butterfly kisses then turns into a heated make out session then turns into 👉👌

Aran:

-condom? Yessir

-butt squeezessssssss

-masturbates 5 times a week

-masturbates while doing homework or in his bed at night when he's supposed to be sleeping

-soft? 6

-hard? 6.5 not much of a grower, sorry dude 🤷‍♀️ sucks to suck I guess (JK IM SORRY ARAN)

-NOT Circumcised

-slaps your ass HARD

-thrusts are DEEP ASF

-man loves playing with your hair

-Aftercare? shower together and yall wash eachother

-before you do it? You either catch him masturbating or you catch him when he's erect

-"do you need some help down there?"

-starts off with slowly pinning him to the couch/wall/bed/whatever

Akagi:

- condom 100%

- feeling around your waist and hips

-thrusts are DEEP but not SUPER fast unless you ask 👀

-masturbates 3-4 times a week

-masturbates in the shower or in the school bathroom during lunch

- soft? 4 inches

-hard? 5.5 inches

-Man IS NOT CIRCUMCISED

-caresses your cheek a lot

-always asking every few minutes if your doing alright

-praise kink, he needs reassurance that he's doing good otherwise he'll think you're not enjoying it :((((

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