Nekoma NSFW headcanons

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These are basically some nsfw headcanons for nekoma.

Doing this because I totally forgot to update the Kawanishi camping thing and I don't have my computer to write on. So I'm using my phone to type something like this which is simple and easy.

Anyways enjoy ;)

Third years

Kuroo:

-He hates condoms, is extremely confident in his pull-out game

- actually pretty gentle

- consent is his forte (never does anything to you without your consent)

- he does steady rhythmic thrusts, does go super fast unless you really want him to but doesn't go super slow either.

-masturbates around 4-5 times a week

- masturbates either at night in his bed alone or if he NEEDS to during the day, he locks himself in the bathroom and does it while sitting on the close lidded toilet

-Soft? 6 inches

-Hard? A solid 8  inches

-Man is NOT circumcised

-Loves it when you tug at his hair or fumble a bit with his foreskin

-No major kinks (though does get turned on and loves dirty talk)

-Aftercare: will take a shower with you, giving you butterfly kisses on your thighs when helping to wipe you up

-Before you do it? He gets nervous as FUCK

- "hey so um... I h-have a small problem..." you get the message eventually after he gestures for you to look 'down there'

-Starts off with semi-rough and passionate kisses

Yaku:

-condom 100% will NOT insert into you unless he is wearing one

-king of consent 👌

-however gives zero fucks if y'all are at training camp or in the grocery store

-will somehow find a way to touch you no matter how far he's able to go

- thrusts are fast paced, not hard tho

-he's insecure about his dick size, so he tries to go deeper to make up for it

-masturbates about 2 or 3 times a week

-masturbates in the shower, usually before he starts washing himself and uses shampoo when rubbing himself off (does not like Anal so does not ever bother with the subject when it comes to himself, however will if he's giving it to a guy)

-Soft? 3.5 inches

-Hard? 4.5 inches (smol bby 😘)

- NOT circumcised

-caresses your cheek while doing it

-loves when you trace his abdominal area or brush the area above his dick gently as he thrusts

-moan kink (is that even a thing?) does not like it when you hold back and loves hearing you whimper and moan for him

-Aftercare? He grabs tissues and wipes you up ever so gently, then you both go under the sheets of the bed and rest a bit maybe take a nap

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