Haikyu Oneshots

CAMPING DAY 2/5 TAICHI KAWANISHI X FEM!reader

"Alright your dare is..." Taichi thought for a moment before I saw a lightbulb light above his head.

"You can't say no to me for the whole day!" he smirked.

"Oh my fucking god you have got to be fucking kidding me" I mumbled, "Challenge accepted"

"Hehe I'm going to have a lot of fun with this" I saw him rub his hands together evilly.

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Finally we were all about to go on our hike when Taichi came up to me.

"Hold my water bottle please!"

"Yes" I sighed, grabbing the water bottle. He smiled and we started walking.

About 3 hours in and we decided to take a water/pee break. I was about to go find a bush when I felt a hand around my wrist, I looked to see Taichi.

"No"

"No?"

"You're going to wait until I say so."

"Yes" I mumbled in annoyance, grabbing a granola bar from my bag and eating it. I didn't need to go that bad anyways, so holding it wouldn't be a problem. Even if we were still going to hike for 4 more hours, I could hold it till we got to camp or even till the next day because I already went first thing in the morning.

Once we started hiking up the trail again, Taichi handed me a water bottle and I tilted my head in confusion.

"Drink half of it"

"Yes" I mumbled, then chugged down half of it.

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One hour later we finally got to the view we've been hiking up to. It was on the side of the mountain, overlooking Miyagi.

"Wow the view up here is great!" Tendo gawked, stretching his arms out.

"But it's kinda cold," Semi said.

"Stop being a baby, Eita" Shirabu taunted. Semi looked at him with an irked face.

"Ok let's not fight you guys, it's only the 2nd day" Reon stepped in, sweatdropping at the two.

I probably would've made a comment but my urge to pee grew even more. I looked over at Taichi, asking if I could PLEASE go find a bush and he shook his head.

"Oh for fucks sake" I mumbled, not realizing that Goshiki was right next to me and probably heard.

"y/n? Are you ok?" He asked. I looked over and my eyes widened.

"Oh shit I said that out loud didn't I? Sorry nothings wrong" I forced a smile. He nodded while smiling back, then turned his head to look at the view.

"Let's all take a picture up here" Yamagata said, waving his phone in the air. We all got into position, and Ushijima took the picture since he was the tallest.

*click*

We all looked over the picture and smiled.

"Alright it looks pretty good" Reon commented.

"Yea the lighting is great too" Semi added.

"Hayato sent that to the group chat so we can all save it later," Tendo said, tapping Yamagata's shoulder. He nodded and put his phone into his pocket.

We started walking back (finally) and my urge to pee grew even more. I was going to be able to last though... or so until SOMEONE ruined it.

"Y/n" Taichi whispered to me as we walked.

"What?"

"Drink the rest of this" He handed me the water bottle that I guzzled down half a while before.

"Fuck you" I mumbled, before guzzling down the bottle.

As we walked, a stronger urge to pee hit me and I hunched over slightly.

"Shit" I hissed out slightly, I saw Reon turn to me with a concerned face.

"Are you ok-"

"I'm fine I'm fine," I ensured him, then turned to Taichi with a scowl, "Fuck you"

"Fuck you too" He said. I groaned at his lame response and we kept walking.

After a few more hours, I was almost about to burst. I looked over to Taichi and tugged his shirt sleeve. He looked at me with a questioning face.

"Taichi can I please go?"

"... You can go when we get back, except you have to touch our tent then you can go find a bush" he said. I groaned in annoyance as I nodded.

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By the time we got back, it was close to being dark. I jogged over to our tent and touched it, then I started walking into the woods.

"I'm coming with you because I have to go anyway. And It's dangerous to be alone in the woods" I turned to see Taichi. I glared at him and we went in, soon finding a bush. He faced away from me as I fiddled with the zipper on my shorts, soon pulling down my pants and squatting down. The hissing of pee hitting the ground was super loud, at that point I wanted to simply pass away.

"Damn-"

"Don't fucking say anything"

"Alright" He sighed. As I was finishing up, I glared at the boy from behind even though he couldn't see me.

"I fucking hate you!" I said loudly, "You're so fucking annoying, fuck you"

Third person POV:

"You're so fucking annoying, fuck you" The boys all heard y/n growl loudly and angirly at Taichi.

"Wonder what he did that made her so pissed off" Semi said, looking in the direction where they went and barely seeing Taichi's head.

"This morning the challenge was that y/n couldn't say no to Taichi for the day, so you can probably already guess what happened considering she almost ran into the woods to find somewhere to pee" Shirabu said, almost sweatdropping.

"Those two are something else" Reon added, shaking his head.

Y/n POV:

The whole way back to camp, I was cursing out Taichi.

"Now my fucking bladder is going to be sore for days, what if I get UTI??" I gasped at myself.

"Can you relax it wasn't THAT bad"

"I honestly would've preferred the vibrator challenge" I mumbled.

"Maybe I'll do that next time..."

"Oh fuck off!"

"Mmhmm you can't get rid of me until one of us gets to 200 completed challenges" he said. I pursed my lips together while crossing my arms.

"You're right"

"Alright you two no more bickering! Y/n watch your language, we could hear you from all the way over here" Semi walked up to us as soon as we got to camp. We both nodded and soon it was time to sleep. Shirabu decided he didn't want to be in the middle anymore because he didn't want to hear us arguing again. So instead I was in the middle, which I honestly didn't care about.

All I could hear were the crickets outside chirping sweet melodies and the rhythmic breathing of the two boys beside me.

"Good night Taichi" I whispered.

"Night" and with that we both dozed off.

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It was the next day and everyone was outside eating breakfast.

"Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT" Me and Taichi played.

"HAHA TAKE THAT ASSHOLE!" I happily yelled, pointing at the ginger haired boy next to me.

"Tsk whatever, what's my challenge?" I smirked, looking at the boy.

Part 3/5 is coming soon, I'm writing it right now so it's either coming tonight or tomorrow ;)