Hinata Harem Oneshots

Tsukihina💧light angst

*Narrator POV*
Hinata was having a tough time lately his mom and him got in an argument and his boyfriend tsukishima has been distancing himself recently. Hinata kinda changed when he started dating tsukishima, because it was a toxic relationship and tsukishima would tell him that he was dumb and he needs to do better if he wanted to stay with him so he started distancing himself more from volleyball and studied more. Since Hinata was having a hard time he decided to go to his secret spot, but unfortunately his special secret spot he thought no one knew about was soon going to be ruined by someone who he thought loved him.

*Hinata POV*
I decided to go on a walk again to my secret place that no one and I mean no one knows about not even the people closest to me. I was going to show it to Tsuki one time but sometimes I want to get away from him because he can be a bit controlling at times so I chose to keep it a secret but unfortunately that spot was not a secretive as I thought as I was getting closer to the spot that I go to when I need time to relax I heard... moans and giggling and then I heard a voice that sounds really similar.

*Tsuki POV*
I've been meaning to talk to that shrimp. God sometimes he can get on my fucking nerves he just needs to know how to shut up sometimes but I'm not gonna lie I do like him kinda. As I was about to contact him my phone buzz and it was a text from kuroo.
*Tsuki & Kuroo pm*
Kuroo- hey tsuki! I miss you💕! I visiting my grandma recently in Miyagi and found a cool make out spot. Maybe more😘😏 wanna come and I can make you cum?😏🍆💦
Tsuki- yeah babe. Meet me at the park. 😉💦

*out of pm*

*Tsuki POV*

I made it to the park and went to the make out spot and 😏😏😏. Ik I'm in a relationship with the shrimp but I like him I never said I loved him.

*Hinata POV*
What I saw made me want to just dig my eyeballs out. 'Damn it and in my secret spot too how lucky' I took a few photos and left.

*Timeskip to next week*

*Tsuki POV*
'Huh??? Why has that shrimp been ignoring me for past week?'

*Hinata POV*
'I can't believe that I actually liked him. How pathetic and I feel like I still like him. It's ok I'm going to break up with him in the gc. I'm going to do a lyric prank that fits the situation... I can tell he getting suspicious around me so I need to go ahead and get it done.

*timeskip to Hinata about to break up with Tsuki"

•Karasuno GC•

Hinata: Hey guys!!!
Suga: Hinata my favorite child 💕
Everyone: hi Hinata
Hinata: I come from scientist and athiest and white men who killed god.
Suga: huh? Hinata baby?
Asahi: God is good!!! God is great!!🙏
Yams: you're an atheist?
Hinata:They make technology, high quality complex, physiological expirements and sacrilage in the name of public good.
Noya: huh? What does that mean
Tsuki: dumb as hell.
Suga: Tsukishima Kei
Daichi: Tsukishima Kei
Hinata: They taught me everything just like a daddy should.
Tanaka: but isn't Tsuki your daddy😏😏
Tsuki: don't call me that
Kageyama: BOKE HINATA BOKE!
Hinata: @tsukishima and you were beautiful and vunerable with power and success. God damn, I fell for you, your flamethrower your tunnel and your tech.
Yams: aww 🚢
Everyone: 🚢
Tsuki: Thanks sho💚
Hinata: I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you and...
Tsuki: and what?
Hinata: The real tragedy is half of it was true
Everyone:??????
Hinata: But we've been fuckin' mеan, we're elitist, we're as flawed as any church
And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth
Daichi and Suga: Hinata Shouyou! Language!
Asahi: god is good. God is good.
Hinata: I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fuckin' train🖕🏼
Suga: what did you do. Tsu.kish.ima.☺️🔪
Tsuki: idk. Shrimp what is wrong?
Hinata: I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true. I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here, I thought it was true
I feel so stupid, and so used. I feel so used😒😢
Tsuki: Do you not love me anymore Sho?😖
Hinata: I was your baby, your firstborn, the hot guy in your comp-sci class😉
Tsuki: Ik that one of the reasons I fell In love with you💚
Hinata: And I was Darwin's prep school dream, bred, born and raised to kick your ass.
Tsuki: why do you want to kick my ass shrimp? Besides it not like you can reach it. And why are you acting like this?
Hinata: I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars. If you could only be what you pretend you are
Everyone: what do you mean by pretend?
Hinata: When I said take me to the moon, I never meant take me alone.I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant that all of us could go. But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land
For us to colonize, for us to turn to sand
Tanaka: what did you do Tsuki and also this is some good 🍵. Yuu grab some more popcorn.
Noya: got it bro
Tanaka: thx Bro 😎
Kageyama: what did the salty Dino lover beanpole do this time?
Hinata: 'Cause we're so fuckin' mean, we're so elitist, we're as fucked as any church
And this bullshit West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth
Tsuki: why'd you repeat?
Hinata: I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie?And then I realized that you're just as naïve as I am
Tsuki: how am I naive? Shrimp what wrong? I love you and it's hurting me seeing you like this.
Hinata: Oh, you're so traumatized it makes me want to cry...😒
Hinata: you dumb bitch!!!!
Daichi: Hinata Shouyou language!
Hinata: Japanese🙄🥱
Everyone:...
Suga: TSUKISHIMA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY!!!🙂🔪
Hinata: I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true
Tsuki: why 'loved'
Yams: why are you being mean to tsuki? 🥺
Hinata: I wanted to be you and do what you do
I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused🥱
Suga: ABUSED!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Tsuki: what wrong sho and why are you over exaggerating about our relationship.
Hinata: @tsukishima Well I don't want to eat the rich, I'd have to eat my heroes first
And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse
Tsuki: huh? What did I do wrong sho? 😢 you know you need me and love me and I help you like you help me.
Hinata: But I don't need your god damn "help"I don't need jack shit from you
So when I speak, you bet your life my words are true
Tsuki: what do you mean me and you are together and do everything like me.
Hinata: Let me level with you, man, as someone guilty of the game
I took the help, I took the cash, I would've taken your last name
Tsuki: really?
Hinata: So if any boy on Earth should get to make a call about this, it should be me
And as I see it, you're a dick
Tsuki: what did I do
Hinata: So fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars, fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again
You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison
'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts
I can't believe you tore humanity apart
With the very same machines that could have been our brand new start🙄😒🖕🏼
Tanaka: Hinata has gotten smart I'm kind of confuse all I know is Hinata is pissed off at Tsuki. 🍵🍵
Tsuki: huh? How can I tear humanity apart.
Hinata: And the worst part is
I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true
And sometimes I feel like I still fuckin' do
I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true
I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
I feel so used
I feel so used
Take me to the moon
'Cause I feel so used
I feel so used
*sends photos of Tsuki making out with kuroo*
Everyone:...
Tsuki: it didn't mean anything and how did you know where I was?
Suga: that is what you're worried about "HoW DiD yOu KnOw WhErE I wAs?"😒🖕🏼🔪☺️
Hinata: Well first of all you stupid bitch I didn't know where you were. I was going to my secret relaxing place because me and my mom got Into another fight and you were distancing yourself from me lately. So I went there and was about to go in until I see your disgusting french fry dinosaur loving beanpole freak and that rooster. But for real though why my spot??? Why not your house. when I saw and heard you moaning Kuroo name I was upset but then this past week realized your so fucking demanding and toxic it was mentally abusing like damn you should be "king of the court" instead of kags . I also didn't know you were a fucking bottom too if so you should of just told me. Honestly it was fucking hilarious seeing a salty bitchy been pole being a fucking bottom. And it's ok cuz it was a toxic relationship anyway so🖕🏼 we're breaking up, you bean pole bitch.
Tsuki: I-...
Everyone:...
Tanaka and Nishinoya: Hinata snapped.🍵🍿

End. This was light angst about a bad breakup not to bad ig and the song I used was "rät" by Penelope Scott. Bad ass Hinata is what we stand for. Also sorry is ooc he just 'soft' for Hinata.