No Frickin Way! - Virgil

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by MarvelSuperDuperFan2

by MarvelSuperDuperFan2

A/N: Sup! I'm on fiiire with this updating, ha! Also would any of you want to see artwork that I made? I highly doubt it but if you do drop a comment! It probably won't come soon because I'm healing from tendonitis and am nursing my right wrist but I'd still like to know for the future! This'll be another short chapter sorry!

I woke up to Patton gently shaking me, everything seemed blurry until I rubbed my eyes a little. I looked to Patton and he looked unusually excited and bouncy. He lightly took my hand and lead me into the common room, giggling slightly on the way. Both Logan and Roman were in the room (where it happened, hamilton folks?). Patton let go of my hand and went over to Logan and clutched his side (like a typical mom and dad position) and both of them looked over to Roman and I before Patton said

"So Roman, isn't family expecting you to bring your boyf riend for the holidays?"

"Yeah?" Roman responded dazed and confused

"But you broke up with him a few months ago and didn't tell them?" Patton asked again gradually getting more excited

"Umm Yeah...They're pretty much gonna hound me about not only not telling them and I'll never hear the end of 'so Roman when will you get a long-term boyf riend' and 'Roman, honey, I just want you to have someone'" Roman ranted

"You described your boyf riend as MCR obsessed 2000's kid riiiighht?" Patton nudged Roman further. I knew he was trying to go somewhere with this but it's too early for me to guess what that is.

"Yep" Roman replied

"WEeeElL I know for a fact that Virgil's going through something similar so I thought....Whyyoudon'tjusttakeVirgil?" Patton rushed through the ending

"Um what was that Patt?" Roman asked

"Why don't you just..take Virgil? He totally fits the bill and you could do the same for him if he wants...You guys wouldn't have to keep it up long and your family would be satisfied."Patton told us. We both just looked at him, jaws on the floor looking agape when Logan chimed in with

"It makes logical sense, you would fake it for the holidays then 'break up'. If you're looking to avoid familial pressure then it might work. You wouldn't actually have to change the (somewhat misguided) opinions you may have of each other, you would simply act. I'm already aware that Roman wishes to pursue professional make-believe ." Logan stated. I was about to protest as was Roman but I saw Patton's excitement, the hope in his eyes..I couldn't be the one to say no (Say no to this, Hamilton's homeboy but really dude?) and ruin that, burst his bubble so I shut my mouth, I assume Roman did the same because he wore a similar expression as mine. I sighed, mumbled a "Yes" and walked into my room to start packing. This is going to be hell.