One Dream S2 | Jakehoon

9. Oblivious

<After dinner JakeHoon met up with the other members to go shopping together>

SH: <walks into the store> Hey, it's your style.

JK: <checking out the clothes> Wow, it's amazing, it's like we're in my closet.

SH: I didn't know your closet was that big.

JK: <pause to measure> close enough <chuckles>

SH: So how do you like sleeping in the bunk bed in one room with everyone?

JK: It's kind of fun.  It's like a slumber party doing facials and eating junk food if we were girls.  Since we're boys, it's like a military camp with Jay, without having to shave our heads and not getting up at 5:00 AM yet.

JK: Hey SH, in the trailer, how did they get you to go shirtless?  That's cake.

SH: How did they get you to bite Jungwon's neck? That's icing.

<You're sweet like icing and I'm cake, so icing goes on top of cake?>

JK: Ok, fair enough, but Jay was giving me these deadly stares at the scene like I better not accidentally kiss Jungwon's neck.  I was so nervous I was going to trip and get confinement with no meal since Jay's in charge of rations and corporal punishment being the life coach.  It was already tough enough trying to look sexy without laughing or scared out of my wit.

SH: I like how you use a bug as an alibi to hit Jay on the shoulder. Was that payback?

JK: I had to throw in falling off the chair, swatting flying bugs, so it wasn't obvious.

SH: So how did you do sexy so well for that bitting scene?

JK: I practiced beforehand channeling Edward from Twilight.  I get into character imagining I  haven't had samgyeopsal for a month, my whole body craving for it, my essence deprived of such treat, longing, aching for it.  I close my eyes gently opening my mouth with anticipation of ecstasy for just one taste, one bite.

SH: F* Am I just a piece of meat to you?     JK: What are you talking about?

SH: I've seen you staring at me looking sexy like that before.     

JK: <thinking really hard> Maybe I was hungry and happen to be talking to you.

SH: Hungry my a*s.  More like come hither, you got something on your lips and I can lick it off for you look.  And stop licking your lips, stroking your hair, talking in English with an Aussie accent, shoulder shrugging, smiling with those corner lips of yours, and just existing, it's driving me insane.

Jk: What?        SH: Oh S*, Was I thinking out loud again?  Nevermind.

SH: Where were we?  Oh yeah.  Well, Sunoo was around watching me.  He denied it, but what can I do.

JK: So was I, but I was watching Sunoo, watching you.  Heehee.  

You have nice muscles. people wouldn't know it, cuz you're so skinny, but you're actually well built.  It explains why you beat me with the dumbells on iLand.  Good thing we both like to work out together.  One day, I will be taller, stronger, and take over the manly role in our relationship.

SH: Fat chance.     JK: Can we at least be equal partners?     SH: Nope.

JK: Where did everyone go, where's NI-KI?         

SH: Where there other people with us?

<Jake and Sunghoon lost in their own little bubble at times>