That was very unnecessary. -JW
Sorry. -SH
I can't believe you! You always do this! -JW
If I always do this, why can't you believe it? -SH
That's it! I'm going to Harry's for a week. -JW
What? John! No! Don't go! -SH
John.... -SH
Please. -SH
[no answer]
~Two days later~
Sherlock, Mrs. Hudson just called and she's hysterical, sobbing and telling me to come over. What's happened? -MH
Why do you care? -SH
Don't tell me you got high. -MH
I got high and I cut and I drank. Go away. -SH
Sherlock!!! Why the hell- wait.... Did you and John have an argument? -MH
And he left? -MH
To Harry's for a week. -SH
Oh lord. Alright. I'm on my way. -MH
[Picture attachment of Sherlock Holmes] -GL
Please come home. -GL
Oh god... Did he get high? -JW
And cut and drank. -GL
It's not your fault, John. It's mine. -SH
Sherlock stole my phone so I'm using his. -GL
Okay! Okay! I'm coming! -JW
Thank you! -GL
I love you, John. -SH
I love you too, Sher. -JW
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Johnlock and Mystrade Texts
RandomTexts between a consulting detective and his blogger and a certain Detective Inspector and the British Government