Johnlock and Mystrade Texts

Chapter 29: They're Gone

Sebby! -JM

Oh Sebby! -JM

How is our favorite team of boys doing? Did you offer them tea? Were you polite? -JM

I must say, the detective inspector is much more aggressive that I expected. -SM

Mmm. We should take them to their precious girl. -JM

And torture her as they watch. -JM

[Several Minutes Later]

Jim? -SM

Yes? -JM

She's gone. -SM

What?! -JM

The girl. She's gone. And so is Daniel. -SM

Check the footage. CHECK IT NOW! -JM

I'm on it, sir. -SM

The last security camera footage we have is of Daniel turning off all the cameras. The girl doesn't seem to be with him in the videos. -SM

Damn. -JM

What have you told the boys? -JM

That she isn't here and we've lost her. -SM

The DI is trying to kill me and his husband is restraining him. -SM

You should restrain me tonight. -JM

Oh, Jim. Already making some plans, are we? -SM

I've got handcuffs. -JM

IM GETTING THEM OUT NOW AND THEY SHALL CONTACT US WHEN THEY FIND THE KIDS -SM

I'm very happy, but you forgot an apostrophe and a period. Honestly, I thought these daily grammar and punctuation lessons would help prevent this. Sebby, you are not a teenager. Please refrain from using "brb" and "ttyl" and text me like a NORMAL ADULT! -JM

Just get the handcuffs and lotion out. -SM

Handcuffs, lotion, and some melted chocolate. -JM