I TRACED THE TEXT!!!! I TRACED THE TEXT!!!! -SH
You did?! -GL
Nope. Just testing to see how fast you'd respond. You respond 2.5 seconds faster then if I text you something like: any cases? -SH
You bastard. -GL
Sherlock, that was awfully rude. -MH
Brother dear, protective of your boyfriend? -SH
Protective of yours? -MH
I'm right here!! -GL
Yeah, you added me into the group chat too! -JW
Hey, Sherlock? -JW
Yes, John? -SH
Why are there different dog hairs in our bathroom? -JW
They're from different dog breeds and are in alphabetical order. Don't touch them. -SH
How did you get so much dog hair? -GL
The pet grooming place a few blocks down. -MH
And how did you know that? -JW
Oh please. Security cameras. -MH
And I saw your little.... Fun time. -MH
YOU WHAT?! -SH
SHERLOCK!!! -JW
Oh my god. Mycroft, don't tell mummy! -SH
Pathetic. -MH
I deduced it, dear brother. -MH
I have better things to do then to watch you both. -MH
And I won't tell mummy. -MH
You bastard. -SH
Now you know how Greg feels. -MH
Thank you, Mikey. -GL
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