Johnlock and Mystrade Texts

Chapter 1: Elephant in the Room

Sherlock? -JW

Yes? -SH

Why is there an elephant in our flat? -JW

Experiment. -SH

Why am I not surprised? Where the hell did you get an elephant in Central London? -JW

I hacked into a zoo database on Mycroft's laptop. Wasn't that hard. -SH

There's a zoo database? -JW

Wait don't answer that. -JW

You forgot a ,. -SH

What? -JW

You forgot to put a comma after wait. Your sentence should be: wait, don't answer that. -SH

This is primary school information, John. I'm ashamed in you. It's not that difficult. -SH

WELL, SHERLOCK HOLMES, DOES THIS DO IT? HUH? DOES THAT HELP MR. COMMA LOVER? -JW

Actually, there's supposed to be a comma after help. -SH

Just get rid of the bloody elephant. -JW